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Why what?

Is it still cool with Elvira that she was responsible for many of my early boners?

How do you know he hadn’t had a change of heart about kids years ago and his wife didn’t?

French bulldog

I’m sure Petunia the French Bulldog will be fine

That’s exactly what a beta male would say

The GTI is getting compared to cars at twice its price, I’m good with that.

Isn’t there an episode of Behind the Bastards about her?

I’m a car salesman. It’s important to mention that most manufacturers are not letting dealerships of other brands buy out leases right now in an attempt to force people to stay with their brand. Fuck that shit. Buy out your lease and trade it.

Wow I never heard that Vaan was thrown in, I’m gonna have to see if I can find out more about it.

I sunk a lot of time into XI, and a little bit of time into XIV. I’d love for them to have upgraded the graphics for XI the way WoW had done to keep it fresh, but I just ended up dropping the subscription after awhile. I don’t like XIV as much because you can literally change one item and be a completely different

My problem with Vaan was that he just seemed like vanilla Tidus. The other characters in the main crew are always the best characters, and Vaan is so obviously outshined by Fran, Balthier and Basch that he’s basically just the audience in the team, having things happen around him.

I’m tired of acting like Paul is a smart player. Yeah, he’s smart. He’s also the dirtiest player in the NBA and he has been for a long time.

It will be a lot easier to win elections when you’re giving Rural America one of their biggest victories. Right to Repair is literally one of the biggest issues for farmers.

I fucking hated seasons 7 and 8 and I’ve literally watched them 4 or 5 times since the show ended...not as much as 1-6 but still, why the hell do I keep watching the bad ending?

To be fair, though, Gilbert Arenas’ initials G.A. might as well stand for “Gigantic Asshole.”

I’m fucking blown away that years later, you sold cars at a car dealership.

Come on, everyone knows Chun-Li is from Shaq Fu.

I think it’s pretty clear that Whedon was probably gross to a 14-year old girl on a TV set.

I’m pretty sure serving in the IDF is required of all Israeli citizens.