In the Before Times, a shabby mini-pickup for $6 grand would be pure Crack Pipe (an expression from the Before Times for Spam-Feller, so quite apropos).

I saw a wagon he built for one of the resorts upstate in Maine. It got an 8.8, and while it was a rather messy autocrosser, I imagine it was a terror on the crowned two-lane blacktop up in Maine ski country.

Mustang/Explorer 8.8 rear. You get a strong rear that can stand up to what your Ford Windsor 5.0 or LS can put to it, and strong aftermarket support for upgrades if stock just ain’t enough.

That’s cute.

But $6 grand is a lot of money for two leather seats ... and if you want to spend that much on a couple leather chairs, you’d do well to visit a furniture store and pass on this Maser’s questionable mechanical bits.

Keeps them from flat-spotting. These things are more pop art sculpture than track cars anyway.

This is a Nice Price, but the first things I’d do would be to get rid of that coffee table hung over the rear deck, hoping it wasn’t “functional” enough to cause more damage to the fiberglass than plugging the holes that mounted it.

Nothing, if it’s a Tesla company vehicle.

That’s no rock-hopper. That’s some concrete cowboy’s chrome plated cock extension.

See, I’m more from the lease it new instead of buying it new school of thought.

I wish. It was the pretext for checking if I was wearing my seatbelt, then jacking me up for getting a Masshole DL and plates before he ran me in the next time.

No it’s not.

My favorite one was when a suburban Boston cop told me “I thought your license plates were expired, but they’re not.”

Dude, if you were watching “the epic battles of Petty and Pearson” you were watching NASCAR. That’s where they raced.

Looking at the waves in that right side door, the indifferent fit of the two pop-up headlights and the truly horrid fit of the trunklid makes this a solid No Dice at half the price.

Please. Clean up this article.

Establishing “personhood.” It’s a vital part of their whole “life begins at conception” argument.

Wrong answer.

Not sufficient ones.

There are way too many gun owners who have never raised a gun in anger ... and are more than a little bit disappointed by that fact.