The one on the left, if I was getting into my twilight years and needed to settle, sure. The one on the right looks like a mashed potatoes golem, and I’ve never cared for potatoes.

I didn’t see anything starting with an “M” and ending with a “etroid Prime” so I’m gonna immediately disqualify your preferences.

That’s good to know!

The Natural History Museum you say? In DC? Because it sounds like I’ve got something to do this weekend now.

NEEDZ MOAR HAYLEY WESTENRA!!!

Dat NX logo tho...

That reminds me... Any news on getting Detective Pikachu on 3DS’ outside of Japan?

This is great and all, but I think the important takeaway here is that Nintendo seems to be willing to update older games with new amiibo functionality. I think this is a great move that tiptoes borders of fan service.

Among the crazy things going on with... well... everything in this situation, I’d like to note that whoever wrote the “Coloring Hints!” thought “Flesh of Christ” was an appropriate and totally not creepy way to describe a color.

I don’t judge any fetish, even if the fact that plants don’t need diapers contradicts said fetish.

That piranha plant has a name thank you. It’s Petey and it made me much more self-concious about belly buttons than I have the right to be.

Is there a list of games you think Nintendo will port to the NX?

I think the developer “Dream Games” is located in Azerbaijan... Or at least Their phone number on their Facebook page has the country code 994.

Am I correct in assuming The Last Story hasn’t made it to the Nintendo eShop? I vaguely remember a re-release of some sort but I could be misremembering. I never got the chance with it when it was on Wii...

Definitely Meowth!

I’m in support of a third party US publisher doing this. Limited investment from the original publisher/developer, but we’d (hopefully) still get top notch localizations or great titles like this. I read recently of a little company that wants to do just that: http://www.seganerds.com/2016/05/03/lim…

This has been the latest rumor and I’m kind of in love with it. I’m big on creating custom artwork for my game cases, and I would be really disappointed in a digital only future.

They were just in DC and I’m super disappointed I forwent the concert. Remember kids, you regret what you do, not what you don’t.

Not even that worked! Wtf Pokemon?! You're stifling my creative freedom!

Don’t judge what a Pokemon does in his own bedroom; with or without two other Pokemon.