This seems like a Damned if you, damned if you don’t kind of situation. I’m happy they published the adventure, even if they stumbled. They tried, which is a weird thing I have come to appreciate from white people around me as a PoC. It’s awkward sometimes, but I appreciate they try to include me and be mindful of me…

Right, because it wouldnt be suspicious in any way for someone with no affiliation to the opposing team to just walk right into their lockerroom and start snooping around and collecting papers and trash. Makes sense. Im assuming you have a theory on how they did this same scheme in the opposing teams stadiums too…

Of course as you know- the Patriots play half their games outside of Gillette. But whatever.

Listen dumbo, the texts were right after the Jets game the previous October when the refs ILLEGALLY inflated the balls to 16psi - 2.5 psi over the max limit. He then ripped the ball boys one and told them to inflate it to 12.5psi and to hand a copy of the RULES to the refs so that they wouldn’t do it again. They got…

a player who almost definitely did what he was accused of

Well I thought it was because they were selling signed gear on the side. However, I read some of the ruling and in the letter to Kraft they said he was not allowed to reinstate McNally and Jastremski without his permission so I think the NFL actually did force them to do it.

I think you might be missing the point. Those PSI readings would largely, if not totally, fall under the Ideal Gas Law, thereby plausibly explaining the PSI drop as something other than human intervention. It also doesn’t appear that there are any pregame readings, so if a ball was 11.9 PSI and not 12.5, a 1lb drop…

This is exactly how I feel this morning and I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.

Do you know the difference between science and dicking around?????



Writing down the results

4 months, 243 pages, no proof, and a bunch of dick jokes, seems oddly appropriate for the NFL.

False hope in March is the tootsie roll center of Jets fandom.

You're wrong, Photoshop says it's indeed gold:

Julien Edelman bailed rather quickly as he grew tired of being asked to give some insight into the evolution of the market economy in the southern colonies.

I grew up a Montana fan, but Tom Brady is better. There is really no way to argue otherwise. Peyton didn't have great defenses? Sure. He did play with 2 HOF WRs for a good decade. He beat Rex Grossman in 1 SB and crapped the bed in 2 other SBs. Early Elway had receivers on par with Brady's but he had great defenses to…

Quarterbacks are evaluated in a lot of ways — wins, magic, touchdowns — so it's probably got to be some combination of those if you want to say "best ever." We don't count Bradshaw, even though he has as many rings as anybody else, so it can't just be Super Bowl success. And Favre's late-career shortcomings took the…

I'm just commenting here so I don't get fined.

Brunell was emotionally shaken up because he had just gotten off the phone with his accountant moments before the segment aired.

HEY THEY ARE KICKING FROM THE 35 YARD LINE INSTEAD OF THE 30! THAT'S 5 LESS YARDS THE BALL HAS TO TRAVEL BEFORE IT CAN BE RECO-What? That rule was changed? Wouldn't that mean kickoffs will mostly sail out of the endzone and transition right back into a 2 minute commercial break? It does but no one cares?

"Black Lives Matter?"