jpomonkey
jpomonkey
jpomonkey
May 26
1

I love seeing live music but people are THE WORST. I don’t know what it’s like in other cities, but where I am people have no respect and talk thru sets like they’re the only ones there and other people didn’t pay good money to see a band they love live. Have courtesy for the people around you, geez.

May 22
7

A dance party where people aren’t constantly bumping into me, having conversations about stupid shit extremely loudly inches from ear so that I can’t hear the music, and where sticky drinks aren’t constantly being spilled on me? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP.

Jan 15
5

Such wise words. This has been my mantra since I quit drinking. I love this show so much.

Mar 5 2019
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I totally get that about dating after a relationship has really been over for a while. I had a long term relationship in my 20s and I met someone just a couple months after we broke up. The relationship had been dead for a while and I felt kinda weird about meeting someone else so quickly, but I went for it and we Read more

Mar 4 2019
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Sorry your ex is an ass. If you’re just getting divorced, though, dating might not be the best idea. I’ve been single for almost 3 years and have gotten my shit together a lot since then, and it’s only now I feel up to the task. Dating can be a real downer if you’re not ready for it. Read more

Mar 3 2019
2

I definitely don’t mind meeting in bars, still, if folks want to drink. But I definitely don’t want to be with someone who’s a big drinker. I like to meet up pretty quickly to see if there’s chemistry. Too much messaging leads to a false sense of intimacy, and it’s a real bummer when you meet in person and it’s just Read more

Mar 2 2019
7

Hey Jezzies! Hope all of you are fabulous this weekend. I’m more than a year off booze and even more time without sex, so I decided to try online dating again. Sigh. I put up a whole new OK Cupid profile since I’ve never done Tinder, and I’m already bored with it. I had a guy message me yesterday, we traded a couple Read more

Feb 3 2019
1

I like DermaE products. They are natural and don’t irritate my skin. I use the hydrating night cream with hyaluronic acid

Feb 1 2019
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I actually enjoyed The Day After Tomorrow, for the same reason I enjoyed San Andreas: For the ridiculousness of it.

Feb 1 2019
5

Nightcrawler is such a great movie and I’m really excited for Velvet Buzzsaw since it’s the same director.

Jan 27 2019
1

For some people, a switch just flips and they are done. Kinda happened with me when I read This Naked Mind. Although I do get cravings from time to time I’ve been quit for a year (!) and it’s been pretty “easy” for me. But I know I need to stay vigilant, because getting complacent can lead to trouble. Congrats on Read more

Jan 12 2019
9

Hey! This Naked Mind changed my life. I’m coming up on a year sober at the end of the month! I tried several times to quit unsuccessfully, and made it a few weeks here and there, but that book flipped a switched for me and I haven’t drank since I finished it. I’ve also heard Alcohol Explained is a good one, but I Read more

Dec 30 2018
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Yes, that sounds normal, and I have thought about this as well! 

Dec 29 2018
3

So happy to see she’s thriving! I hope you find a great new neighborhood for your family. 

Dec 19 2018
3

I haven’t been sexed in more than a year and I can say without a doubt that I miss sucking dick. Like, a lot.