jovian09
Jovian09
jovian09

So let me get this straight. MS basically just killed an indie dev they were "partnered" with by ending their partnership, confiscating their work, & finishing it in house... JUST SO THEY WOULDN'T HAVE TO PAY THEM?! THAT IS SOME BULL****!!!

Typing on my lunch break at work.

Why can't someone make a found footage rom-com?

"All right meow, we're looking for some droids..."

The Empire should have gone for "Accuracy Troopers" whose job was to hit targets with blasters.

How about an honorable mention for these troopers?

The "lady" in the last story sounds like a real half-wheat...

Winner! The best of the bunch, IMHO.

With over six hundred pocket monsters to choose from, not all Pokémon are made equal. Some Pokémon are better than others. And if you're looking for the very best Pokémon you can own, your choices are limited.

Tell me, is it hard to murder bad tippers when you're in the advanced stages of pregnancy? Do you need us to donate to a kickstarter to fund your defense team?

Dear Gabe,

My first ever attempt at a shop contest. Hope you like it :D

I might be a little sore about this whole PENDING APPROVAL thing.

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With all that's gone on this year you'd think Baltimore players would know better than to hit a bitch.

When someone asks what race she is and she responds "I'm Asari" do people just think she's an Italian that is apologizing?

i wish I would have seen this earlier and joined

here's my entry xD