What we need is a Power Girl movie.

Would it kill you to actually say how big the thing is? Can it be seen with the naked eye?

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There are so many stupid things being said here about Rolexes that I don't know where to begin. But let's start with these three facts:

This is what Pocahontas looks like in real life. It is also, not coincidentally, the actress who does Pocahontas' voice.

I don't see how you can leave LBJ's Lincoln limo out of this discussion. In the wake of JFK's assasination, he called for the biggest, heaviest, blackest, strongest, most phallic imaginable tank, and so it was — with Lincoln lines. That should be number one.

What the hell is that from?

What is the guy doing in that clip?

I totally agree with this. America Psycho is the worst book I ever read, and the hardest to forget, in a bad way. I would like to see it burned, and its author imprisoned. Seriously. He's so lucky they made a memorable dark comedy about it. It's much worse than Dennis Cooper, DeSade, or anything else. So foul.

The battle will be fun, seeing as how there are giants and everything, but really, who cares? The free folk don't matter at all and neither, really, do the night's watch. The battle is two steps removed from the real action, which is the reconquest of Westeros by the Targaryens, which is no closer to happening now…

It'll never happen....Martin fell in love with Westeros and has completely lost interest in the dragons-vs-zombies battle. Dany is still consorting with greasy sultans for no reason; how many books will it take for her to conquer westeros? And only then fight the ice zombies! I didn't mind reading about Dorne and the…

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Amazingly, and to the delight of all men, this woman went on to make Lesbian MILF porn. Google Angelique Pettibone.

Napoleon didn't conquer Europe. The millions of conscripted soldiers marched to their deaths by his deputies won Europe. Not to take anything away from his genius, but general don't win wars, soldiers do, and frequently via less than noble means.

End of discussion! But how could it have taken so long him to appear here?

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Not really. In fact, Christina Hendricks looks nothing at all like Tilda Swinson. They are archetypal opposites.

I have been following Simmons since he was the Boston Sports Guy, and my enthusiasm has diminished in the years since for the following reasons:

Why is this funny?