You just made the list.

Jokes on you. I was never rich enough for Mercedes.

Or I can be happy about it because it’s his just desserts. Why should I be upset that his inept handling of the situation, his callous indifference to the deaths of thousands of Americans who listened to Trump, laughed the diseases off, refused to mask up or stay home, and now their families are mourning the loss of…

Well you’re never going to get it then, as it’s a limited edition. It’s been confirmed that in six months it will no longer be available. At all. Rumors from fairly reliable sources indicate only one run, and even the digital version is only going to be available until April. It’s even more anti-consumer than you…

Sunuvabitch.

You were expecting more than a basic port? This is Nintendo.

Probably Luffy, outside of Kamala’s ability to shape shift, Luffy’s ability to stretch is far more versatile than Kamala’s, including immense levels of durability and virtual immunity to blunt force trauma, and even without his ability to stretch he possesses massive superhuman strength, having once toppled two…

Kingdom Hearts 4 only three years after the third? Hah.

No. Video game development is no longer about making video games, it’s about as many licensing, marketing, advertisement, and money making opportunities as possible. For every heinous thing AAA publishers have done they’ve just walked back to some other awful, avaricious thing they did that fans freaked out about that…

Aside from it not fitting with the rest of the series? The Zelda franchise is based primarily off of European mythology with a strong dash of Japanese and Celtic designs. The last thing the franchise needs is for the design to be confused any further than it already is.

Personally my favorite route is to marry Anora, leave Loghain alive, and banish Alistair. He winds up as a wandering drunk in DA2.

Here’s hoping Avengers flops miserably and continues to teach publishers the lesson that “live service” games are not something people want anymore. We want games, not digital store fronts disguised as games.

Technically speaking McNuggets are literal garbage. The overwhelming majority of fast food meat is garbage. A lot of it is meat that wouldn’t have even been suitable for dog food fifty years ago due to how low quality it is but due to advances in food bleaching technologies, it’s now food grade.

For some productions yes, but the Flash has not started up yet. They won’t be starting until early to mid September and I can tell you this as absolute and undeniable fact. I work in an industry adjacent to the construction process of the film industry: paint sales. The Flash not only purchases regularly from the…

This really pisses me off. I bought Control on sale on PSN with the season pass a few weeks before this version of it launched and I get fucked out of the game? That’s a load of bullshit. Remedy and 505 are basically telling me to go fuck myself and I’m at a point where I’m probably either not going to buy their games…

I roll my eyes at it because it propagates certain stereotypes. Fine. Sex is good, we can all agree on that, but the focus on certain aspects of it pushes a notion of inadequacy from the average person no matter their race, creed, sexual orientation, or religion. 

A spoiler is a spoiler, don’t be an ass about it. Especially when said article has a headline that does not warn about Bobby’s self sacrifice.

You realize that it wouldn’t have happened had Nintendo not stepped up to fund and publish, right?

Hah. No. It’s Mulan if I want to watch that I’ll watch the cartoon. I give zero fucks about another basic looking “live action” remake from Disney.

He got that one woman from his reality show 15 minutes of fame. In his tiny, dim, insufficient mind that’s probably doing more.