I’m not so sure. If I were blind, looking at a step stool probably wouldn’t scare me.

Risk is not an absolute, it should be assessed in relation to gain. So...

Stupidity level: infinite

Well, first you need a sharp knife and an aroused clown...

That just keeps shifting to openopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopen in my head.

Motherfuck!nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope

I drive a manual too. Learned through automatic first and hated it. These days I just tell my gf/passenger to do my texting for me while I focus on driving. Plus it's fun as fuck to drive my BRZ >:D

Another reason why EVERY person needs to learn how to drive a car with a manual first, before they are allowed to drive automatic. Why? Because manual transmission usually would not allow shit like that to happen when the driver is not very experienced.

I get the general impression that Edison enjoyed the odor of his own farts.

the author has no idea what he is talking about

You know you can install third party apps on Android without rooting, right? Just go into Settings and check the box allowing installations of unknown apps.

No one ever said all vaccines are safe. The smallpox vaccine can cause major reactions which is why it is no longer mandatory (except for the military and certain health care workers where it is still mandatory). As a whole vaccines, even with their associated risks, are way better then the alternative. Vaccinate your…

Can we just start sending funeral bills and doctor bills to Jenny McCarthy, c/o ABC?

Perhaps you need a writing class. Don't worry, can help! The first paragraph is called sarcasm, and was addressed to the poster I was replying to. I told him to "slow down there, buddy," and then proceeded to describe things that he should do in order to be less reasonable. I laid it on pretty thick because I wanted…

The author insists that grammar has to be logically consistent, and that the term "comprised of" doesn't fit the actual meaning of the word "comprised". Of course he then overlooks the fact that English is an incredibly arbitrary language, being pieced together over centuries by a metric fucktonne of different…

If it can launch a projectile 100 miles with an essentially flat trajectory then yeah, I'd say it'so amazing.

More appropriate for 2015:

Comcast will be there between 8:00am and 6:00pm.

It does seem a lot that way.

So the world is going to war over a Seth Rogen movie?