I like it! One of my favorites:

Trump is always punching but the thing is, he’s always punching down. That’s the sign of a weak man.

“I’m a woman, I’ve been attacked by that show multiple times, but I don’t cry foul because of it,” Sanders added, as she cried foul.

About as obtuse as I imagine you’d be if you were the spawn of Mike Huckabee.

“I’m a woman, I’ve been attacked by that show multiple times, but I don’t cry foul because of it,” Sanders added, as she cried foul.

Look, don’t ruin people’s excuses to get strangers to pee on them.

All of these quotes sound like they’ve been pulled bad 6th grade reports.

Republicans are so fucking delicate.

Woman, you can’t defame something that doesn’t exist.

Apparently she has hired Hulk Hogans legal team? Is Peter Thiel behind this shit too? Gross.

So disappointed every morning when I blearily check my news push notifications and he’s not. Not going to lie, it’s been ruining every morning for months.

It’s tricky. The only time I’ve seen it done “risk free” is Emily Browning in God Help the Girl. She’s said she has no history of eating disorders and is very tiny, but I guess it would be weird to be told you’re so naturally thin that you can convincingly play an anorexic.

My problem with it is it sounds you un-graceful. “It’s like having an autoimmune disease,” has zero pizzazz. “She’s like AIDS!” Now that’s a headline. 

I hate him just because his name looks like a word scramble that hasn’t been solved yet.

Who? I hate that OUTFIT...

If it makes him feel any better, people would still probably hate him if he wasn’t famous.

Oh my god!!!

CUTE PIGGY PARTY