Please stop dancing at me.
Flirting is the worst. Ban flirting and require humans to get to know one another via improvised interpretive dance battles.
Accidentally gave someone a "crazy girl" story and man repellent once. Never regretted it.
Summer in a Canadian liquor store: I was on one side of the stacks of beer cases, not in any mood to be bothered. He was 10 feet back, on the other side, grinning, making eyebrows at me and generally trying to get my attention.… Read more