I had not heard anything about this project, but obviously I hope that if this parody aftershow is any good, it spawns a high budget show, complete with a novelization with a "second edition" foreword from the author about the influx of new readers because of the show.  Literally any other result would be a failure 

I think this would be a cool thing to do; maybe not infinite-infinite, but a field large enough to accommodate the longest shots ever recorded, with some healthy bouncing and rolling room. It would be interesting to do for an all-star game exhibition; do the home run derby, maybe play the actual all-star game. Maybe…

I mean, I ordered some trash compactor bags from them yesterday. The several warehouses I consider to be within driving distance dont stock the compactor bags.  I think I also bought a wine fridge from them.  They occasionally have deals that are tough to beat; I was looking at a high end garmin gps watch before…

I doubt that’s really going to help; This price may be fine for businesses, but I haven’t seen the prices on any of the VR backpacks I’ve seen over the last few years come down.  I know I said the price was the downfall, but I think it’s really that companies manufacturing these backpack PCs aren’t really committing…

The pricetag is always the downfall of these things.  

I forget what my current plan is called. I was grandfathered into one of those old “myFaves” plans with a low cost unlimited data plan (priced from when “data” meant “downloading ringtones from T-Mobile”) until the wave of forced migrations caught up to me and they put me on an unlimited calling/text plan with 4GB of…

Prefixed with “I won a voucher for a free pair of shoes in a drawing,” this is the weirdest looking pair of shoes I own: https://www.newbalance.com/pd/tokyo-design-studio-r_c2/MSRC2.html?dwvar_MSRC2_color=Hemp_with_White#color=Hemp_with_White&width=D

Prefixed with “I won a voucher for a free pair of shoes in a drawing,” this is the weirdest looking pair of shoes I…

I don’t know, my amazon echo’s “Tara Reid in Sharknado” alarm is pretty effective

I’m cancelling, which means I have until the 29th to catch up on Barry.

Having not read this article, i just want to point out that the secret to John Wick is that it is the Citizen Kane of people getting shot in the head, and the primary motive of “someone killed his puppy” is instantly relatable in that anyone watching would agree that the series of thoroughly choreographed bloodbaths…

The street my parents live on had high speedbumps put in. A long while back, when they redid the roads, the did something to cut away at the road to prepare it for resurfacing, but they left the speed bumps where they were. When they redid the roads, the roads themselves were at the level the had been, but it seemed…

Im a fan of the two usual storage places, on the floor immediately inside the door, and on the porch immediately outside the door.

Im a fan of the two usual storage places, on the floor immediately inside the door, and on the porch immediately…

Another option is to rebrand the boneless skinless chicken breast as a “protein bar.”  People lower their expectations for taste when it comes to things like that.  I gotta imagine whoever invented protein bars was nervously hoping nobody had heard of chicken breasts or sausages the first few times they were…

One thing I do with fitted sheets is lifting each side of the mattress, left, right, head and foot. Just getting the corners on is a start, but unless you’re using a mattress pad on a mattress that was already thick to start with, that fitted sheet can probably get its sides under the mattress farther than the sheet’s…

Is there a dark mode for gizmodo media group websites?

What if literally the only source of game of thrones and marvel spoilers I’m exposed to are the headlines, images, and sentences that appear on the front page of Gizmodo Media Group websites before you click into a story?

I thought there was a dark half film adaptation 

I tried a pair at PAX east. An expo hall isn’t a great place to demo them; having to wear headphones to hear the little AR game was silly, but an obvious concession. I’m hoping the upcoming bone conducting sunglasses from AfterShokz on indiegogo turn out alright. They have replaceable lenses including a polarized…

I mean, I’m not going to sift through the comments to find out how many people suggested the MX-5, Eunos Roadster, or Mazda Roadster, but I sincerely hope that entries like these outnumber actual suggestions for this person who clearly wants a Miata.  

Something like the first joke here