“U.S. sales of the F-series pickup dropped 8.8 percent”

Maybe they could try it without burying that engine upgrade in a massively expensive trim-upgrade?

Girlfriend’s Ford Explorer suffered an engine failure in the mid-90s, it was a company car and the dealer was going to repair it... short story, long, I remember the service manager saying something to the effect that 85K miles was a lot of miles to have on a motor and told myself right then that I would never buy a…

An up-vote for the Instagram worthy backdrop and light-timing on those photos. 

talking about how giant douche won the popular vote only adds to the smug

Last traffic stop (79mph in a 70 zone) the state-trooper said my .2 mile stop was a record... My: “I knew what was happening” didn’t seem to make the situation better.

a little depressing how far down I had to scroll for this

implied by #2 (but I like the way you think)

then the date ends at their place

Yeah... No. Breakfast dates are only for when: 1-you want someone else to make you a BloodyMary; 2-you need a second opinion on last night’s decision (1st rule also applies); or 3-you already like her and want to wordlessly convey that you want more of her in your life (1st rule still applies); Or, 4-you’re meeting a…

as long as it supports my confirmation bias, I’m good with it

You and a date are trying to squeeze in a bite before a show; so you’re eating at the bar; you’ve already started your beer; now the appetizer (or whatever you two are sharing) shows up and the bartender asks if there is anything else... Now is your chance to order a neat shot (I like chilled vodka, because it goes…

Kia Telluride, Banana Republic Edition

“Or maybe it is because white people don’t give a fuck.” Well on the anthem-protest issue that is the best of the worst reactions.

‘Searching’ is the after-school special on social media for Windows users that I deserved to get dragged to after letting Sorry to Bother You leave theaters before seeing it; and Holly Golightly & the Brokeoffs doesn’t go on until 8:30 tonight.

The purpose of a corporation is to maximize shareholder wealth.

Toyota dealership in the 90s pulled that on me; now I just insist on going with the sales-staff as they are evaluating my trade... And the last time I tried to trade, one dealer didn’t even bother test drive it; so staying close to you car at the dealership can really cut down on the potential for BS.

To guys who say you shouldn’t stick your dick in crazy; I say: well, crazy is the best fuck... RIP someday Bourdain.

People shouldn’t be disposable; so barring violence, infidelity or that ignored recognition of unreconcilable differences, you should give a real attraction a second chance in order to rule out the idea that you all didn’t just have a case of poor-timing. Think of it like shampoo, don’t be afraid to rinse and repeat. …

JCrew’s suits and sport coats were always my go-to work-horses, and I can do a week of slouching in their garmet-dyed tees, but all of their other stuff is just a continually unappealing mix of boring-dad and faux-hipster.