Fuck him. Fuck Trump. Fuck the electors. Fuck the Berniebros who protest voted. Fuck anyone who could have easily voted but actively chose not to.

If only he could evade tax collectors nearly as well as he avoids defenders...

I typically harbor disdain for athletes that are hotheads, but Boogie has really begun to earn my respect...it seems like somewhere between 60-80% of the time he gets worked up about something that makes sense.

“You’ve got to appreciate your hands while you have them, Odell! You never know when you’ll wake up one Fifth of July and they’ll be [mostly] gone.” - teammate Jason Pierre Paul

Wow, those guys have some problems on offense.

I kept waiting for him to destroy that catcher with a 90+ mile per hour fastball. Consider yourself lucky, kid.

Kid’s crowding the plate.

Actually they were applauding because they showed an anti-STEM commercial on the jumbotron.

Let me know the first time you do anything, at all, of note.

Grandpa, is that you?

“moderators”

Hoes are for closers, motherfucker.

White Man Rule No. 4: If you can’t have something, ruin it for everyone else.

Interesting takeaway from this election cycle: Turns out that the GOP, the party that routinely wraps itself in the American flag and the Constitution, not really all that interested in democracy.

Counterpoint: Fuck Curt Schilling with a rusty drill in his bloody ankle hole. Until Bonds and Clemens get in (and even then) Nazi Curt should be left out.

Define “living.”

Melo only landed 3 out of 15 punches thrown.

“What the fuck do you want?”

“Existentially that is a very profound question. For the purposes of my call three words. Stadium tax refund.”

Also sounds like marriage.

If Linda McMahon sells business policy the way she does stunners, we’re all hosed