[A] division title is off in the extreme distance if the land mines implanted in the arms of each Mets pitcher all detonate at once (not impossible), and if the Nats choke like the choking chokers they are.
Against all odds, omitting Ichiro is now the biggest journalistic faux pas of Jordan’s career. Update this post!
Jordan writing sports shit is the best part of the demise of Gawker.
I’ve really enjoyed Jordan Sargent as a sportswriter.
totally. the little jersey grab he does to bring him to the ground? very impressive display of strength against a guy who’s no slouch.
In the open field like that, probably a first down 90% of the time one-on-one. Impressive, indeed.
That tackle on third down is absolutely incredible.
Man, weren’t the Jags supposed to have a great year this year? What happened to Hurns and Robinson? and their new D?
It’s nice that for once, DeAndre Hopkins’ on-field performance and fantasy value was greatly diminished by someone not named Brock Osweiler.
Nice sportsicating, Jordan.
Rest In Peace, Craig. GQ should give him most stylish man of the year.
Here’s where I know my liberal brothers are frustrated:
I believe those were the exact words that sent a Cardinals exec to jail.
1. The trash can
According to New York State’s voter registration database, the paper’s associate managing editor for standards, Phil Corbett, is a registered Democrat:
From my coworker Jordan Sargent:
I read this as “Postseason’s best Baseball Bunt.” Was confused by when I started reading.
I keep telling myself I’m a “stout boy with meaty haunches,” but that doesn’t make the skinny jeans look any better.