This poor thing never got a chance to live up to the potential. It’s a great looking car (in my opinion), but it was just an overall mediocre car, surpassed by everything else in the class. It’s a shame, really.

175/70-13 tires

That’s 27 years of swass and swalls, my friend.

This photo is truly amazing. I made it bigger and just stared at it for 10 minutes.

I will not laugh. I’ve always liked the Beretta.

That roll though.

That’s nothing. Look at the difference between the Focus and 3 back when they were platform-mates.

Melania and Ivanka look like they’re at a funeral.

And here I thought it had something to do with “Our entire lineup” and then only showing 4 models....

I’m sure she thinks her orange husband is a form of cancer.

They should just make a Crosstrek STi. Heck, just STi all the things!

Good. It’s purty.

These are the most angular donuts I’ve ever seen.

I personally hate that question.

It was an older F150. 2012 I think. It was also the base model, so perhaps my judgement was swayed by that? As for the Crosstrek, I guess I was expecting it to drive more like an Impreza, since that’s what it’s based on.

That’s the combo. I guess it’s true.

Let me get this straight.

It may suck, but I like a good vacuum pun.

That’s weird. I’ve got a 2005 Mazda3 with over 300,000 kms on it. I’ve never had an issue with the engine. Still pulls strong and doesn’t use/lose a drop of oil. The body on the other hand.....