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In case Tom Brady ever needed an organ donor. 

Indians fans should never complain about a “stupid and archaic” tradition while still sporting that logo...laughable.

Why doesn’t it just randomly play the conversations of yours Alexa has already recorded? 🤔

Kudos to the woman who came forward, but I can’t help but say something doesn’t smell right. I mean, the articles I’ve read had said he was physically abusive but don’t give any details. The details I’ve seen talk about verbally harassing her, threatening to withhold money, taking a wreath off a door and throwing it…

Good thing I wrote this whole other blog about all those products!

Ben McAdoo looks like the fourth or fifth guy you’d hire to to assault a figure skater with a baton.

Ben McAdoo looks like you cut off the head of a pedophile, that is now 3/4 of the way to growing its new head.

Not about the Giants, but what’s up with that Pat Leonard tweet?  Are “female reporters” somehow less equipped to handle the knowledge of someone taking a shit than male reporters?

Hamilton only writes about Home Depot. Hamilton loves Home Depot.

Fossi is the lawyer and director for Stewart Rahr’s tax avoidance foundation. Rahr made his billion by scamming the American medical system through overcharging for drugs.

God would have to break up my masturbation movie into 3 parts, like the Hobbit. Sure it could be done in one movie, but there are important details that would be missing and the audience of angels wouldn’t fully understand. “Who’s that character?” “What’s the backstory behind this?” “Why is he so mad at that person?”…

through all of that it’s taught me how to be a Wizard

Luckily, they only had to put him on the 3-day DL.

Dwight to the Wizards.

Free elections.

Williams is working on addressing the problem. “I got to start gluing it to my phone or something,” he said.

Yes I see what you mean. Croatian side is so diverse.

This is a good take because slavs, particularly Croats, are well known for their racial and religious tolerance. I mean after all, they fought so many wars because they wanted to engage in a particular type of cleansing. I can’t think of the word for it but it rhymes with methnic. Also, Croatia continues to use their…

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