Beyonce is great and stuff for reasons, but I’m bringing up my agenda right now.

So you see no irony whatsoever being on a site that promotes women’s empowerment and calling one of the hired writers a ‘bitch’ for disagreeing with your opinion about shoes?

God, why do you have to call her a bitch? Why?

It looks like scrambled eggs...

Not my cake, but I make cakes as a wee little side thing. Some friends asked for Minions on their wedding cake, and who am I to say no? Due to a squeaky new puppy that entered my life earlier in the week I ended up having to sculpt both of them the night before the wedding and never actually went to bed. The couple…

Otters!!! Who doesn’t love otters?

Friggin’ nerds.

Excellent! Now I can get rejected purely based on my awful personality! :D

“It was just a finger!”

I agree with you about Coachella being the new Mardi Gras. Yep the people who flock there, must have a pre-Cochella ritual where they go out and get their Cochella costumes. Because they don't want to stick out like a sore thumb by wearing their usual.

I am an over-50 feminist. I remember when getting the world to understand that sex work and pornography was deeply harmful to women was a major goal for feminists. I still very, very strongly believe this. I also believe that sex workers should be treated with dignity and respect and not shamed. Of course, sex workers…

Some men are born great, some thrust great tacos inside of them. Repeatedly. For twenty years.

...the topic of this Golf Digest effort—“The Hottest Patrons at Augusta”—is just awful.

god I love this. Like Connie, I too have been told that purple eyeshadow brings out my hazel eyes. I believe it but I hate wearing purple, always feel I look bruised, and am not big on non-neutral coloured eyeshadow anyways.

A German businessman who is meticulous in detail? Love people who don’t conform to stereotypes.

Absolutely not all teenagers. Unless you meant no tall teenagers.. which I'd also agree with. Tall teens are weird lookin.

They all know he's still going to be alive, right? He's not leaving 1D and throwing himself into a volcano.

If by "primitive" you mean the part that wants to create something that unites two people in the most intense love ever. If by "primitive" you mean the part that hopes for another generation to create a better world. If by "primitive" you mean the part that thinks we are not the be all and end all, and that perhaps…

I felt so cold and unhappy after reading that. My father was very open about not wanting me because I am female. Being unwanted is a horrible thing to bear.