She’s fantastic, btw.

You can go with an NPR oversized pet tote bag. It’s pretty functional: works for your pet and also as an oversized tote. Also, made in USA. :)

Sad predictability.

The comment wasn’t fresh or nasty, it was just a question. And it wasn’t a bad one. Too often I find your comments kind of rude, Kara Brown.

Hilary actually didn’t win Iowa, at least not legitimately.
And while she may be a woman, that doesn’t mean I - a feminist - should support her unconditionally because of her gender. And I’m pretty glad Jezebel writers have the rational not to, either.

Spoiled brats are endearing?

Classic mid-Atlantic accent! She’s trying hard here.

So where do we stand with the engaged-person who still has all the wedding photos from previous marriage and is planning on re-marrying, situation?

Can we please be friends? :)

1. FYI you can still buy your ugly Mary Jane Manolo’s for $700, so congrats.
2. Calling someone a bitch because they don’t share your opinion on a pair of shoes isn’t funny, so..?

P.S. Only Regina George can do Regina George well, so leave the Regina Georging to the professionals. Luv ya! <3

Chill out. They’re just shoes.

It may actually cost you less to make sauce than to buy a jar of pre-made, but whatevs.

I’m sorry you had a father who made you feel that way, and I hope you know you’re not alone.

I’m with you, I don’t want any child to feel unwanted and reading these is simply depressing and not funny at all. And the kids know what you feel, so if you resent them you can bet they’ll be able to tell.

I think you only need a Best Man and a Maid of Honor - I think more than that takes away from the ceremony... Your friends can still party with you and go to your wedding, but all the hoopla of matching dresses and etc. is like adding stress to your life that you probably don’t need. Unless, of course, you love the…

The Bey arrived and we were bored.

She has a very good agent. ;)

Ha. I don’t know what school you were enrolled in, but my MBA was not a piece of cake.

I was hoping for Godzilla cake topper!

I read that as “I’m a nerd, for pancakes!” likened to “I’m a nerd, for pete’s sake!” and I’m stealing it.