Yep. A Fox News talking point that gets repeated by old ladies on FB is that Obama took ALL the vacations and played ALL the golf.

Well-observed. There’s another curious tic: he never laughs. He gives a big fake smile that suggests, “I know this is where I’m expected to laugh,” but has anyone ever seen him spontaneously react (in a normal human way) by just busting up? Nope.

Yeah he’s being very careful, isn’t he? I noticed that too. Definitely trying to make sure he’s not dragged down with Cheetolini so that when the time comes to step in, he’s not haunted by a bunch of recent trump support. He seems to only back him up at times when it’s absolutely necessary to do so as Veep, and not a…

You assume he can achieve an erection. I find that questionable.

I would not be surprised if he buys off the rack, his history of non-payment probably extends to things like tailors too.

Trump as President is far less scary than Pence as President. Trump is already contradicting senior Republicans on big things like healthcare, and committing them all to things they literally can’t deliver on. It will cause absolute chaos and they will obstruct each other’s agendas. Trump isn’t a Nazi. He doesn’t have…

That must be how he stays so svelte?

He’s the kind of rich person who literally can’t deal with life outside of his safe bubble where everything works out exactly like he wants it. It’s in there that he can believe that he’s respected and loved by all and not deal with the harsh reality that waits outside his doorstep.

That and I think he’s in the early stages of dementia, so he sticks close to the familiar.

So she figuratively “married her father” and he literally wants his daughter. Sounds like a healthy family. No wonder he was so relatable in Kentucky.

I don’t think it is so much that as he is poor/cheap. He stays on his properties, flying his jet, eating at his places, etc. then billing it back to the org. and using it as a tax deduction. His entire life is doing just enough to get to whatever goal he wants and being so cheap I wouldn’t be surprised to find out he…

Translation: trump isn’t going to pretend to be nice. He’s also not going to actually be nice.

I hope it kills him. With pain.

Pence is taking every opportunity to act more “Presidential” in public. I think the plan is to position himself as the Good Guy for when the Pumpkin-in-Chief gets impeached.

I thought he ordered her from a mail order catalog and had her shipped over.

Fuck Donald Trump a million and half times. I hope pretending to be president ruins his life.

KFC and Trump Grill.

“He has not been a person to do staged events for the sake of doing staged events.”

Anyway, we know where this is going: Someone is going to have to lure Donald Trump out of Trump Tower with a six-foot portrait of himself and force him to be president.

He’s tweeting, he’s occasionally visiting the two restaurants he likes, and he literally doesn’t get outside even to glimpse the sun: