Dismiss the trolls people. We all know that you can have a non-white parents/spouse/child and still be racist. To everyone commenting that his mother is Filipina, ok so what? I don’t care. That tag is hilarious and fitting.

This band wasn’t even to appear at Trump’s inauguration. They were supposed to appear at the Garden State Gala, Chris Christie’s party to honor Trump. Christie isn’t attending the festivities in DC cause he wasn’t invited.

I am genuinely sad that I can only give you one star. I would like to give you a million.

Ahem, I think Trump prefers the P street band.

Also, before some douche corrects me: what “3/4, passing for white with all the privilege that entails” nonsense was that.

I’m glad at least one other human remembers California Dreams. I sing the theme song daily and let out a lonely, lonely chuckle.

Then what were the previous 31 years of my life?

I haven’t heard a perspective this incisive since the third lead of California Dreams Snapchatted his thoughts on the Clean Water Act.

Oddly, I was thinking of him recently because his daughter sings that “exes and oh’s” song.

Obviously Rob Schneider would know more about Martin Luther King’s thoughts and motivation than John Lewis. I mean, look at all of these pictures! John Lewis isn’t even standing next to Martin Luther King in any of them! He is at least one person away from him!

Seriously. And he’s an anti-vaxxer, so fuck him extra hard.

I have a feeling the next four years will be chock full of whitesplaining.

Nuclear war is coming BUT that doesn’t mean we can’t find something to laugh at. Laughing our asses off as the world burns.

Not if they have any respect for Jon Bon Jovi. He was all in for Hillary, too.

Can you imagine the temper tantrum he is having right now? He’s throwing the biggest, bestest party and no one will come. All of the cool kids are ignoring him. At least Ivanka will pee there for him.

Bleak for Trump and supporters. But absolutely DELICIOUS for the rest of us!

Not even a cover band will perform at his inauguration, damn, that is extra bleak.

Good idea, the new administration already has the clowns, all that’s missing is the 3 rings.

You know, they might as well see if the Ringling Brothers’ circus is able to preform. It’s gonna die soon, anyway, and represents an America that had its hey-day in the mid 20th century.