Do you have any cheese?

Kali ma Shakti de!

His parents were bigger fans of Blaire than the likes of Jo and Tootie.

#LOLHOOS

As a UVa student you should find lol’s where ever you can, because there certainly is no joy in having not beaten the Hokies in 4402 days.

I’m a child of the 80's, so I know Jazzercising when I see it.

Kante is amazing at locking down the midfield. His addition is the reason Chelsea sit atop of the Prem right now, despite the David Luiz reintroduction.

+1 bounce house

I find his story believable. You see, diet coke tastes like sack sweat from a musk ox and brandy is for ponies. No one would mix those for a refreshment, let a alone a libation...

+1 ball gag

Police said his blood-alcohol level was twice the legal limit at 

None of those distractions worked though. He should have taken notice of the Christiano Ronaldo statue and gone with a bulging cod piece. Imagine the hot takes.

The chop block was dirty, but i’m more disturbed by Talib wiping the towel in his arm pits, then on his head, then his arm pit, then his nose, arm pits, repeat.

Must be a glitch. Bo Jackson definitely did not have elite Tecmo Bowl ratings during this game.

NASCAR learned how to properly manage these type of injuries after the Rowdy Burns/Cole Trickle fiasco.

+1 peep show mop.

Who put Roy Maurice Keane in the grays? I’d guess it was someone who wants to be knee high scissor tackled.

Ugh.

Lt. Kaffee, Dwight...

+1 Thai stick.