I assume you missed all the coverage of working conditions at the Foxconn facilities that produce lots of Apple's inventory, yes?
Also, it's good with the press.
Damn, I think I heard your hamstring snap. But +1 anyway.
This is exactly right. All the noise, the contract termination, the suspension: it's not because the NFL saw the tape. It's because we saw the tape. Tangentially, it occurs to me to wonder how long it would have taken Rice to end up on some other team's roster, had he not been suspended. I'm guessing an hour.
still. i'd hate to be around when it got mad. i'd hate to see it lose its tempura.
So now you've sued the only business that needs punters and slammed the only media that follows punters. You're a real fucking genius.
That's quite a hairdo he's got. Motherfucker looks like he ate the Von Trapp kids.
And as someone who always wears and has always worn jeans—even when living in notoriously warm places like Dallas and Miami—I can say that 91 degrees, or 101, even, isn’t that bad. You’re fine. You’re fine.
"Situated next to a bandshell and offering a sea of custom Adirondack chairs for weary aggies, it's an oasis in a desert of woodland camo, Vikings purple, and adult onset diabetes." is the best sentence I've read today. Kudos.
Did you wear a fanny pack?
This was so much better than listening to that turd Andrew Zimmern go on and on (and fucking ON...) about the food at the State Fair via the only afternoon drive radio show I can normally stand, the other night.
That final cheese curd photo belongs in a museum.
How old are you? I'm going to guess 42. Because 30s is too young for people to think they're old; and once you're on the wrong side of 45 you stop saying stuff like "In my old age" because it's not ironic anymore. Yessir, somewhere between 40 and 45.
For accuracy's sake, the S'mores beer is brewed by Flat Earth. It's one of their Cygnus-X1 Porter infusions. Also, you totally should have tried the corn and blue cheese fritters at the Blue Barn. Best thing I've ever eaten at the Fair.
Some people are not as dedicated to thoroughness in their rankings, I guess.
You wouldn't think a person could be so wrong in a list of just three flavors, but here we are.
Beat part is that Jolie Kerr is not my real name and yet you're the suspect one.
These were introduced in 1991 and are still winning Best Headphone votes. From Lifehacker:
No, this is false. I have two kids, and I take full-time care of both of them. The kid will not forget about the pie. That is not how kids work. And punitively making the mother's day worse is not going to do a thing for the kid. Stop making stupid concern-troll excuses for sociopathic behavior.