You can have an orgasm getting AIDS. So AIDS > Twitter.

How will the studio break even now?

LOL…Have Dinesh and Gilfoyle drink from the same drug laced punch bowl, then wake up naked cuddling each other.

I'm pretty sure the problem with those men is that they AREN'T getting laid.

I think the first 14 episodes are the best network television that's ever aired. I can also concede that David Lynch is not everyone's cup of tea.

Alternate headline: Asshole does asshole thing for asshole reasons.

Feelin' Groovy, with Bruce Campbell as Ash in a musical of the Evil Dead.

I say keep them up. It's an easy way to remember which cities to avoid.

'Macron' sounds like a French swear word, like something you'd yell at someone if they cut you off in traffic, accompanied by a rude hand gesture.

How about a Tom Jones-ish ballad about Billy Mitchell — The Man with the Magic Mullet!

Mr Jackpots!

Yes. I posted one way down below. Saw it in the theatre when I was 5 or 6, not sure as back then movies played for months. Star Wars had birthdays it played so long.

I don't see this as a slight. One of George Lucas's biggest talents was using great visual design in lieu of character development. He knew if he designed a character properly, you wouldn't need a ton of backstory to know what they were about as the audience would fill in their own. Which makes the prequels all the…

I was five when I saw Star Wars in the theater. Great big screen. 70mm 6 track surround. I remember feeling Luke was really mean to R2D2 for some reason. And images from the rebel briefing room and the trench run. I didn't really become a huge fan until watching it endlessly on VHS years later.

Silicon Valley actually made me like TJ Miller. I found him kind of an insufferable douche before this. Not sure the show will be the same without him.

What? I thought the straight white male was under siege by our culture! How can this be true?

Michael Cera's appearance had me on the floor laughing. Goddamn that was funny, and I'm not sure how funny it was supposed to be, but it was damn hilarious. I still honestly don't know what to make of this season. It's definitely Lynch in full on, batshit insane Eraserhead mode, for better or for ill. And did Eugene…

He is dead. He dies of Aids. We're in a parallel universe. Damn you Berenstein Bears!!!

Honestly, President Camacho would be a step up. At least he knew he was dumb and that he needed a smart guy's help to fix the country.

I think the only time I'd ever enjoy a prequel of something is seeing a show about Jared's previous life.