That bowl turn......

Oh, no, no. Let people keep using them. Darwinism will get them off my planet.

...and the roof rack?!

Not a dealership, but you think that’s bad? Found these on AutoTrader....

Heh. Nothin like a blurry GT-R.

Amen and amen. If it’s a stock photo, I go no farther.

Also, assuming you do take pictures, take that extra 2 seconds to make sure your shot is properly focused.

I thought this one was going to end up flipped but I’m ecstatic to see you’re hanging on to such a wonderful beast.

my buddy has a rear engine corvette you might be interested in...

Gosh dang buddy, why the heck is everyone beating the crap out of you for this article? I would be the kind of person that you meant this article for. I would love a low cost of entry exotic (R8 will be my car of choice soon) with maintenance costs being irrelevant because I have another car to drive and not many…

For $100,000 you could buy 200 Hyundai Accents and control the flow of traffic wherever you go.

One for going fast.

I think this officially did them in

If you ask me, it’s pretty tasteless of that fan in the parking lot to reenact such a dark moment in Chiefs’ history.

THIS WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS AND HONESTLY PROBABLY TOP TEN ESSAYS I HAVE EVER READ ON THIS SITE I LEGIT CRIED LAUGHING

Yes, yes. When Acura reads my column they will say: “Oh crap! I didn’t think of that!” and then they will spend late nights engineering the entire future product line around my opinions. Perhaps we will even get a rear-wheel drive coupe named the Acura DMRO.

Hi Doug!

yet another preventable tragedy

Goddammit, now I have to fortify my uranium refining centrifuge plant. Mondays are the fucking worst.

I didn’t know Harbor Freight sold rims that size.