Congratulations on buying a son for Christmas! Did you get a black Friday deal or did you pay retail? Asking for a friend.

I feel the opposite, TLJ set up some interesting story possibilities for the last movie but TRoS just retreated to the same tired characters and plot beats. I wouldn’t even mind it that much, but the movie itself was jam-packed with so much nonsensical video game filler. Find this person, find that dagger to give us a…

This. I don’t need Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight Pokemon, I want a Pokemon game that feels like it’s shaken off its roots as a budget Bameboy title and is now the tentpole of the single highest-grossing entertainment franchise in human history. Legends: Arceus seems like a step in the right direction, but it also…

Personally, I don’t necessarily want Pokemon to be more grown-up, I want it to be more ambitious. They haven’t fundamentally changed in 25 years except to add bells and whistles, and they seem pretty relaxed to stick with it.

I was expecting this to be a way to sideload the apps like in android in windows 11 (since likely the actual software for running them is already in windows 11) but instead it’s just “use an emulator” like you couldn’t already do that in windows 10.

This “solution” has nothing to do with Windows 11.  Any version of Windows can do this.

I’m surprised Little Caesar’s isn’t number one, their pizza is disgusting.

It’s, like, 10 times better than Pizza Hut, though.

Baller move. Yeah, don’t tell people things will be outside and then just construct a building in an outdoor space. That just makes it inside again! I’ve seen so many restaurants do this - offer outdoor space, then essentially build another building in the street with four walls and a ceiling. You just recreated…

Someone should do a documentary on these ancient times in gaming. I’d like to learn more about this era and how it encouraged people to build their careers in programming and game development. 

The villain, Donald P Bellisario, captures Princess Linda, but not before she can send a message to Nobby Wanka Nobby asking for help.

If they won’t let Zack Snyder make a stupid Star Wars, he’ll just make his own stupid Star Wars

When one of my good friends from high school finally came out to us it was an emotional thing for him and us all. After the tears and hugs and such my other friend said bluntly to break the ice “We always sorta kind of suspected but based on your terrible fashion sense we figured you were just really bad with girls”.…

Listen, Bob - if the gay people in your life haven’t stopped you from leaving the house looking like a boxcar hobo who collapsed on a Walgreen’s 4th of July display, then they’re definitely not your friends.

Oh, Honey. 

Surprised you didn’t put the puns in the title.

I’m waiting for the inevitable “THIS ISN’T THE REAL SNYDER CUT!” after this movie disappoints.

I wonder how soon a #RealSnyderCut campaign will start. 

My one hope for all of this: I never have to hear about the fucking Snyder Cut again. I generally try not to yuck other people’s yum. I get that Snyder’s style is not appealing to me and that’s fine. Enjoy what you enjoy.

But damnit I am tired of hearing about this fucking thing.

Legitimately assumed the rest of your sentence was going to describe a flashback of witnessing folks dying in a grape press.

Mosquitoes HATE this one trick!