wow, Sarah Palin. WOW. (Where’d your left thigh go?)

There’s a strong intersection between the type of dude who wants a brown turbo diesel manual wagon, and the type of dude who would fly 5000 miles on a whim to see a woman he’s only texted.

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.

Also, FYI, the term “underworld” for organized crime came from the literal underworld of Chicago which was used by criminal gangs and assorted criminality for a while after a space was created under Chicago.

unfortunately, my breasts are always on my mind (ouch gravity)

It really does show something about this guy that he immediately thought of his penis when he read the name of the column.

The reason why this so often works is that we’re institutionalized to believe that rape is a crime committed by monsters. So if you can convince the judge that you’re not a monster, you’re just a kid who made a bad choice, you can make him question if you’re even really a rapist at all.

We hear a lot about “personal responsibility” when it comes to rape victims as well. Somehow, rapists never have a responsibility not to rape, but rape victims are always entirely responsible for avoiding getting themselves raped. And drunk rapists aren’t responsible for their actions because of the alcohol, but drunk…

2016 America: Where a 12-year old boy is shot and killed by the police for playing with a toy and it’s his fault because he should have “known” that people would see him as a threat, while a full-grown adult who rapes an unconscious woman and tries to flee should only have to endure a couple months of jail because…

you can see the Flying Elbow Cop thinking “THIS IS IT! THE MOMENT I’VE TRAINED MY WHOLE CAREER FOR! THE PEOPLES ELBOW!!!!”

This video almost made me have a panick attack

*ahem* “I would have taken it down, too”

I would have taken it down too. I’m is spelled with an apostrophe.

Weird that a guy who works on a network where you can find skeezy stuff did a lot of skeezy stuff!

Donald Trump, followed by Mecha-Clinton.

In a general sense, it’s abhorrent that someone could commit this crime and not automatically get life without parole. But I have a feeling that any parole board 25 years from now would take one look at the crimes and slam the “rejected” stamp on his application so hard it would break the table in half.

22 life year sentences but could be out in 25 years.

To be fair, Trump was even more orange without even trying.

The raising of the streets and installation of sewers also contributed to another Chicago institution - the garden apartment. While not unheard of in other cities, they are widespread in Chicago.