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johnny-555
johnny-555

Pizza is always the answer.

guaranteed to give you Ebola.

yes.

"Ok now some weird news" - English Russia

Ah ha! They were from Sweden!

Read the headline on my RSS feed.

Many car companies include ironically funny details in their manuals, for instance:

it was a huge success.

snif.

Party On!

QuickText is as good at texting as you are at commenting.

The company's owner, Brandon Arnold, says he'd asked the company's owner for years if he could do the work, and finally the owner said, "Can You Start Monday?"

It's not an auction, this is the asking price.

This is not an auction. The price listed is 'buy it now' and the only other option is to 'make an offer' so there's no way this will sell for more than $32k.

Typical BMW asshat parking job.