johnbulzacchelli
John Bulzacchelli
johnbulzacchelli

Nice car. Terrible sponsor. They call it "Muscle Milk" because marketing rejected the more accurate name of "Liquid Shit in a Bottle."

It didn't make it because it was sad, not crazy.

Said a Bentley owner, "I just use a buttplug. Wait, no, shit."

What a modern four-cylinder turbo engine does is force denser and colder air into that cylinder at a higher compression, yielding an explosion that's just as big but uses less fuel. That's a bit of a simplification, but you get the idea.

I remain skeptical that this isn't actually you

Ford: Hey, I've got an idea for a new Mustang.

Imagine if Elijah Wood and Patrick Ewing decided to go camping together and were killed by a land slide. 2 million years later both of their skulls were uncovered by scientists, what conclusions do you think would be drawn? Would they assume they had found an ancient giant Man and his young daughter?

8:10 "Dr. Betts orders a micro mega factory". So really what he does is orders a factory to the first power. i.e, a plain ol` factory!

Did Ray get fat?