Vatican roulette, the app. Ok sure fine why not.

The costumes the season they were in France, omg.

I keep wanting to say ‘omnivorous snark’.

I have one of these, the Bean one. It’s ok. I’d like it made of softer fabric that squishes down better when I pack it in my suitcase. This one is too stiff, takes up more space than it needs to. Also, make it more transparent so I can see what’s where without having to rummage

I have one of these, the Bean one. It’s ok. I’d like it made of softer fabric that squishes down better when I pack…

I bought a Dyson vac after, what, 5 or 6 cheaperinos, $100 - $200 a time, that crapped out after 2-3 years and did a shitty job anyhow. The Dyson is at least 10 years old now and still does a fantastic job. I figure, same with this hair dryer. Just now placed an order. Also, winter is coming. I’m looking forward to 10 …

Big tax mess coming up, if this is true.

Tesla shares tank... wait, why does Tesla have tanks? Who are they sharing them with? Oh... wait... sorry, just now out of bed, need more coffee.

It’s more complex, she’s in danger... obviously we’re meant to think the militia leader turns out to be her father. Please tell me they have something more original than that.

Terrible movie. Also, about half way through it starts to be jigglevision. Have your Dramamine handy.

Needs more jackhammer.

Packing.

Yeah, but what a way to go out.

Oh ffs. Just grow a goddamn spine and ban assault rifles. For starters.

Hideous. Also, it’ll drive her crazy, catching on everything. Take it apart and make a really nice pair of asymmetrical earrings.

I bet Philip would be up for it. Drug him up so he can target the right person.

People need to support their local Friends of the Library, who often finance Hoopla. 

This jackass knows that “wrapping yourself in the flag” is a diss, right?

Still sounds very low-risk. I got fish-pedicured in Cambodia once, it was fun. Kicks just keep getting harder to find, so I’d do it again.

A series of cheap vacuum cleaners that did a shit job of cleaning. Then a Dyson. Ahhh.

4 a good tim get u a vintage Mercedes. In 2002 I got a 1980 sedan. Loved that car so much. But yeah, set aside money for repairs.