Don't be so sure. It takes a lot less to total a car than you might think. Someone stole the hood, trunk lid, wheels/tires, and doors from my mom's 1999 Accord in 2002.

We had an Eddie Bauer edition Bronco with a salvage title for years. Carried full coverage on it and the insurance company never batted an eye. We even had a claim for when my sister's dumbass boyfriend ripped the front bumper off when they tried to tow by wrapping a strap around the bumper instead of using the…

Or a motorhome. Reverse Roadkill style. I'd love to see a 26 foot Class A roasting the duallies down by the ol' KOA.

Ass, grass or gas, buddy. Nobody rides for free.

This seals the deal... NP ALL DAY LONG!

Those 70's and 80's cars are in for a big bump soon. Here's why...

Hello Mr. Rollcage. Almost didn't see you in there.

My inner mailman is excited.

Get off the tracks, dumbass.

Everything the Lumina wanted to be so badly. And failed at so badly.

6.) Spoilers On Your Commuter Car Actually Do Something

Totally true! Once the chain goes and your engine grenades the life of the car is over.

Looks adjustable.

I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop, I work here with my old man and my son, "Big Hoss."

Shop smart. Shop "S Mart."

Or, turbine engines from a helicopter.

Actual picture of a "200 Audi Qua

Basically I want this:

Driver's Ed schools in England then bought them in droves, I'm assuming.