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Milli Vanilli Ice Bucket Challenge
john-urie


A hooker bed?

PRO TIP: I’ve found that the easiest way to remove chocolate syrup at my house is to just add milk.

One must always choose the lesser of two weevils.

As a Bruins fan, I’d take them both on the same line. What hijinks.

As a Vermontah, you can keep your farts to yourself, flatlander.

SILENCE... I keel you!

Tapatios, red devil, Cholula, in that order.

Butter, mozzarella cheese, cayenne pepper, toasted.

Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

the best.

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SHES SO HOT. SHE DONT REALLY WORK THERE CAUSE THE ICE CREAM WOULD MELT. MMM MACARON.

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I FUCKING HATE FIGURE SKATING. EVERY GODDAMN TIME I TURN ON THE OLYMPICS ITS FUCKING FIGURE SKATING. HEY @NBC NOBODY I KNOW BESIDES FIGURE SKATERS GIVES A FUCK ABOUT ICE DANCING. SHOW US MORE ATHLETES. SHOW US MORE SKILL. WE WANT THE BEST OF THE BEST. WINTER OLYMPIC DEATH MATCH !!!heres how I feel about figure skating…

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What key? I registered and I didn't get shit. Fuck this game, I hope it sucks.

Live and let live. It's all a sham.

It's not baffling to me. I drink coffee every morning at work, at least 6 cups. It makes me shit like a Viking, thus dehydrating me.

This.

I am a straight,married man with my first child on the way. No love for mr hardy?