She lives for this shit. It’s her bread and butter. It would be worse for her if people ignored her.

Yes - she “became” black when she felt it was advantageous to her.

When I hear jokes like that, I assume that the person got a lot of laughs the first time he yelled it in 1st grade and has been trying to recapture the glory ever since with diminishing results.

cosplaying as a black woman

But according to its founder, Isis Brantley, homegirl is a real deal advocate. “She is a supporter,” Brantley told the Cut.

Tip to “hecklers”: You will never win with a comedian. Never. They have the mic, you don’t. They can outshout you, out-funny you (“You can say “show us your tits” to the people in the parking log” is sweet) and, finally, have you thrown out. And “show us your tits”? That line isn’t even funny at a strip club. And…

If blind items are to believed, he (allegedly) does it without being asked!

“I’ll show my tits when I want to,” she concluded

The pathology of people who crave negative attention is cancer on every continent.

I am going to assume you’re joking.

bc headphones are a universal cue of leave me the hell alone.

Look, how about not telling women how we should feel about being harassed on the street by men because YOU don’t mind if strange men grab your dick? I’m sorry our “bitching” about being made uncomfortable and sometimes even feeling threatened when we have the nerve to leave the house bothers you, but why the fuck do…

“It’s much harder to come up with an actual security scheme that would have changed the outcome, rather than just slightly altering the details of how he carried out his attack, and any security scheme that actually would have made a meaningful difference is totally incompatible with the kind of free and open public…

Sorry, no. Teenagers are assholes and need to be taught by assholes to become bigger assholes. Wait, that’s business school. Never mind.

Yeah. This thing about seizing on the exit doors and demanding they have alarms is an obvious red herring. I don’t know if these people are really so unobservant that they’ve never noticed that customers use those exits routinely in just about every movie theater, or if it’s just out of some psychological-driven…

It’s funny that the big takeaway from that passage is that masturbation is bad (that’s really the least of what’s going on there).

I feel like the blame should really go on the scumbag lawyers that convinced these people to sue the theater.

Hmm...

Removal? Nay.

More like CAMEalot amirite?? (sorry)