Everyone I know who has no idea who Peter Cushing is or that he’s dead had no idea that it was CG. Whereas quite a few people found Leia unnerving (I keep hearing the term “doll”), but I honestly think they forget she was an anime-eyed, heavily-rouged, round-faced teenager in the first film. Honestly, both looked…

“The Force Awakens was needed to restart the franchise (you needed to basically retell the same story you did 38 years ago to wipe away the bad taste of talking about taxes for 3 movies), it needed to answer a ton of questions, and it needed it to set up the next 2 movies.”

Pretty much any time between when Rogue One took off and when the fleet took off?

That one’s pretty easy. They belonged to Bail and Bail sent Leia to collect the transmission, as noted in his little side discussing with Mon Mothma between Rogue One leaving and the fleet arriving. It’s not a big logical jump to assume he had her take the droids along.

Took ballet? That’s fucking stupid and anyone who sings it that way hates Christmas and America.

It’s both mentioned and linked. And I wrote a piece about it on Thanksgiving.

Imagine that, a bunch of man babies melting down. Fucking beta cucks.

Waiting for someone to correct you in 5.... 4... 3... 2...

Uber drivers have absolutely no obligation to the company that “employs” them either. I’m amazed at how up in arms people are about Uber. Their workers are absolutely the definition of independent contractors.

Jesus Christ Disney FINE I WILL SEE IT OPENING NIGHT ARE YOU HAPPY

I appreciate and respect the sentiment, the bravery, and the integrity in taking a stand even in the face of violent opposition.

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

I believe it will called, The Defenders.

Who the fuck is such an asshole that he sends back fries?

It’s terrifying that if this man had just a CURSORY sense of self-awareness he’d probably be elected president. Don’t even stop lying or talking about the wall or NATO or outsourcing or crooked Hillary. Just avoid half the irrelevant self-indulgent impulsive own-foot-shooting fuck-ups. Talk about how awesome you are…

Now I’m just throwing it out there. Maybe, just maybe, Trump might not be fit to be President.

What if.... And this is a HUGE IF.... Ezra is Supreme Leader Snoke?

If memory serves there’s an old elseworlds starwars comic that has a half robot Darth Maul tracking down Obi Wan to tatooine to get his revenge.

Which is why I said in the review, if you have a 6S you don’t need to upgrade. If you have a 5S or a 6, it’s a really nice upgrade I think. But if you have a 6S? Yah the new cameras are rad but you can wait.