"Sony, all your testicles are belong to us."

Very subtle what Goodell did here.

I strongly suggest you try Wicked Weed in Asheville, NC for sours. They make some really good stuff. Specifically try the Serenity, the Genesis and the Black Angel. If you can find them, also try any of Crooked Stave's sours. They are excellent.

NYT/Deadspin/Sane people: "It's really disturbing how Tallahassee PD and FSU seem to have a pattern of covering up for athletes"

Usually if a car has the air bags deploy it is considered totaled. That means it was a pretty serious accident. In most cases that requires cops to ask about alcohol no matter the circumstances. I agree that the robbery seemed like it didn't belong, but man, you are getting awful angry at the author of this piece…

Comically enough, despite your anger directed at this article, it seems like most of your questions would be answered if the police had done their jobs and filed a more thorough report.

One part missing from this article is the person they crashed into was 18 years old, going home after working at Olive Garden. And the 2 tickets were for making an illegal left turn, and driving with a suspended license.

Is the Tallahassee PD being investigated, in any way? I mean, this shit is so egregious, the evidence of corruption is in plain sight! What the fuck? Hello, Justice Department?

Look, Jimbo asked his guys if they did the robbery ... Both said "no".

Thank You.

Nice Haisley. Steal my post from the Klinsman thread, keep it in pending and make it your own. Sweet job at Deadspin.

no h/t to fomthe20thfloor who pasted this in a previous article?

I didn't know there was a "Sort Terribly" option in Excel.

We're giving out 100 Grand fun-size packs at the Smoak Abode tomorrow night, along with one of those combo bags of Whoppers, Milk Duds, Tootsie Rolls, etc..., and I'm going by Target after work to pick up a bag of healthy, whole grain, cruelty-free Fair Trade granola snacks to give to douchebag teenagers who might…

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Best fans in Missouri.

I think if this lawsuit goes forward, the NFL should be able to use every video of a player that is not wearing their helmet properly against said player. How can a player argue that they deserve more money based on a concussion received from not wearing their equipment correctly? There are way too many times I've…

You are being a bit dramatic with the 50% but even still that's changing and getting better and better in Charlotte. It just happens with expansion teams in a state that never had a team before. But the Panthers are 20 years old now so we are finally getting adults that have been fans their whole life. Panthers aren't…

To be fair, it's probably easier to woefully underestimate a guy's brain trauma while he's standing next to Brady Hoke.

It's like marrying a really awful rich man. The money simply isn't worth it.