It isn’t even gizmodo anymore.... it’s basically just jezebel but with science-y things... who cares about facts and details.

More like that amazing girl in college you did piles of blow with, but she couldn’t be honest about a damn thing and had a dramatic episode every other week.

By “cleaning up” I assume you mean “murdering all the survivors.”

The 3rd was a meditation on the afterlife

But eventually WallE is going to clean everything up.

Its a proven strategy, just wait until the next viper gets cancelled!

Too bad it’s dying. Doge Viper is a very unique vehicle.

It’s far more punishment to let him live and suffer.

Well aren’t you clever. Have a smug lizard.

Somewhere Clarkson is...

This is a soft take

You mean Leave?

Seriously - how did a guy with that voice get so rich working in radio?

Oh god. Now even your articles about Chris Evans are shouting at me. Why does everything with Evans involve ALWAYS SHOUTING?

How I imagine JC right now

Isn’t “crisis” what the old hosts used to call an orgasm? Sounds like an interesting talk.

Evans is unwatchable and unlistenable.

THIS IS THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN TO BRITAIN IN AT LEAST THE LAST SEVEN DAYS

Crexit? Crexit.