Jarrett Jack is basically a name that pops up in every GM’s mind when a team needs a backup PG or a veteran contract to get to the salary floor.

We’re around. We just have very little to discuss.

The guy he’s replacing seems happy too.

I have a chrome extension that gives examples to contextualize numbers (just for fun) so it read “The Nets are reportedly giving Lin a three-year deal worth $36 million [≈ First-edition Gutenberg Bible]”

Somewhat ironically, the .2% were watching All Takes Matter.

Yeah, English schoolboys can get scrappy especially after they’ve downed a pint or two.

Sure but in the US, I bring bring my 7 year old to the bar and I'm an asshole alcoholic.

What he meant to say was, Iceland’s supporters are simply Sterling.

...make Iceland almost certainly the pound-for-pound best supported...

Bran returns to Winterfell. Meets with John and Sansa and tells them about John’s true parentage.

Patent Examiner/ former Patent Attorney here: One day back at the firm, my managing partner called me into his office to let him know that someone had called him about filing a patent. This person had (sigh) been on a “vision quest” with a shaman, and taken hallucinogens which (sigh) caused him to travel forward in…

Florida man will lose. Coleco inventied it in 1975:

If only there had been a good bag with a gun to stop this senseless tragedy.

The real question is why was he doing Greg Hardy’s laundry?

I want there to be a button, a big button, that when you press it, it deploys the wing but also says “DEPLOYING WING” in this gruff German voice and like the interior lights dim or something.

It’s Porsche’s saying “VTEC KICKED IN YO”

But - is it the Mercedes dealership in YOUR HOME TOWN?!

Steph still lives in Charlotte (or somewhere in North Carolina) in the off-season, though, right? That seems to be a more valid factor than “he went to high school there,” which is basically the Durant thing.

Give them a dead arm.

That’s okay. It sounds like Washington’s plan for next year only requires a Wall anyway.