So “it shoots really straight” and “it’s easier to shoot than a pistol.” Well I wonder why it’s the weapon of choice for mass murderers??

Not a “shooting expert,” but, if my 5 yr old son was shooting a basketball like that he would never see the inside of a gym again.

Yeah after a while I just began to assume all the competitors were named Chloe Kim

I wouldn’t even fucking blink if this were actually in a Haisley article.

*Pictured at top: Members of the Night’s Watch enjoy a rare bit of leisure time*

Now THAT’S what I call Crash-Proof Retirement

This is a clear signal to invest in Vietnamese currency

Ok, so I can’t prove any of what I’m about to say, but... Fultz lives just a stone’s throw from where I work, and a few months ago someone who looks VERY much like him was seen stumbling around the area in the middle of a weekday. This person was being helped by an older gentleman to keep his balance and talk him…

“Before I could get dressed, a man dressed as a police officer pointed at me and said ‘grease that jawn up.’”

They must have flipped a nickel #blackhistorymonth2018

“Someday these guys will find the right team, and it will be special for them because they waited for it”

Okay, NOW philly will burn

The reality check will come when he sees the baskets in college are set to 10 ft

I don’t wanna sound like a queer or nothin, but, unicorns kick ass!”

needs more striped polo

I knew this was bugging me for some reason

Not the first time I’ve had to post this on a Haisley blog post

Kyrie must be thinking, how far away do I need to get before LeBron finally leaves me alone? Like, all the way off the edge of earth or

I’m a Pats fan living in the Philly area. I should leave for a while, right?

Heh