Hamburger Helper?  Somebody grew up rich.  ‘round these parts we got the black and white box of mac and cheese substance and added in a pound of 80%.

What’s wrong with mac and cheese with ground beef?  That’s some good shit.

Poor Clyde will eventually have to go back to being identified by his other spot, a large misshapen and oozing herpes pustule.

Poor Clyde will eventually have to go back to being identified by his other spot, a large misshapen and oozing herpes pustule.

Can’t wait to read more!

Alt Title: Lonely Video Game Engineer Sad That Nobody Found His Most Proud Achievement

It’s almost like there is a way to avoid having to make calls from prison entirely.

Can we just have these cars fully remote control without a driver please?  I want to see horrific car destroying crashes but don’t want anyone getting hurt.

I prefer to point them slightly up and to the left.  Fuck oncoming traffic.

I can think of a few things she could do with that extra thumb.

Obviously the microchips turn you into a pedo.

Bought the dip last night.  Just sold again for a nice profit.  Doge has done me good this year.  Thanks for your tweets Elon.

Except you can get COVID more than once. I’ve had 3 confirmed cases of it each a few months apart. Fearing false positives I got second tests each time at different places and second tests were also positive. The changes of two false positives is especially low.

Good luck with the second Moderna.  Knocked me and my wife on our asses for 24 hours.

I’d totally do a coyote swap if I could afford it.

Have children?  They’d have to leave mom’s basement first.

Get that LS powered fox body talk the fuck out of here. Sacrilege.

No, unvaccinated people.  But my county has only a 10% vaccination rate because they are almost all Trumpers.

The narrative will be that Trump cured it but it just took several months to trickle down.  Them folks love that term trickle down.

That may be the case nationally, but in the town I live in north of KC cases have significantly jumped in the past month since lifting our mask mandate.