joehawkeye
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joehawkeye

Hot take: Pay your bills and shit like this doesn’t happen.

My last name is the same as a national consumer products company. I had registered my name in 1995. A year later that company contacted me and offered me $1000 as well as about $1000 in their product. I couldn’t say yes fast enough. I thought it was cool to be getting even the free lunch from a fancy business man (who

Oh come on, not a single Aliens comment yet?

I hate when they ask if it’s a special occasion. No it’s not. You’re fucking Olive Garden and it’s Friday at lunch time. Who goes to Olive Garden for a special occasion?

Can I get that chart with an overlay of which political party was in the White House at the same time please?

Well no shit. Every single for-profit institution has a single goal. That is to earn a profit. How they go about it is where CSR comes into play and corporate advertising such as this is used. I’m just saying that their execution wasn’t well thought out. They could have got their message about serving others across a

I get what you’re saying. The point of the ad was to say that FCA identifies with MLK’s values. But the execution wasn’t that good.

Almond milk > than all other milks. I switched to it from cow juice not for any health reasons. But simply because it just tastes better. I love the stuff.

Let’s not treat people as guilty before they are convicted as such.

I’m not reading every comment so this had likely already been said. But at least he didn’t have to wait too long for a tow.

Android Auto runs circles around CarPlay.

I do this only if it will be on the jet way. Or if I don’t have a connection. If I have a connection and they are checking all the way through I won’t do it. I’ve had 2 bags go missing that way.

We stack the plates because we are done eating and want room on the table to put our elbows and arms. Also, you’re nowhere to be fucking found to clean up the table for us. And nobody wants the shitty frozen pie for desert so don’t ask. Just bring me the bill so I can pay and get on with the rest of my evening plans.

In my late 30's. I plan to buy a CTS after the next refresh. Everyone on my block has a German car. I want something different.

The Cadillac cars are headed for a refresh soon aren’t they? I’d wait. The crossover is just ugly.

I’d consider whitelisting the Gizmodo sites if the ads they had weren’t so fucking intrusive and plastered everywhere.

Bought this model a while back. It installs easily. Ordered the kit to connect to the fuse box separately for a cleaner installation. Ran the wires through the headliner and out the truck bed light, along the rear window then under the plastic cap along the bed of the truck to the rear license plate. Installation is

Bought this model a while back. It installs easily. Ordered the kit to connect to the fuse box separately for a

That’s not always the case though. It depends on how it’s handed down. I got a “free” car when I turned 16. But I was taught to care for it properly. I had to pay for my own insurance and gas and do all regular maintenance myself. I was taught the importance of pride in ownership. And how easily it can be taken away

The only part of a crossover I’ve ever wanted to hoon the shit out of was the milf driving one.

335hp just seems weak for a performance vehicle. Should have made it 435hp instead. Mom’s gotta get through the mall parking lot fast to buy those fancy soccer cleats ya know.