Ok, so where’s the innovation besides available aftermarket bits and the tacky goodness of the interior? I guess the ditch digging rear lower shock mounts are cool...

My mind’s eye just flashed Munster Coach. I don’t know why.

Until the front subframe came apart on the drive home from the studio.

Employee of the month and keeping it!

My mom would ask me to grab a beer for her. At 87 and still dancing I’m not going to argue.

I’d give him a break in this case, because everybody knows it’s not easy being green.

Your last sentence is the only accurate component to your rant.

There are none...

It looks just like a Telefunken U47. You’ll love it.

She’s plum gorgeous.

Rear engine air cooled V-8? Hello sand rail donor!

Hell, I’m well over 50 and I agree with you. In my opinion these cars represent some of the least interesting machinery ever built.

Ran (into a house) last time I drove it.

Perhaps, but they sure can cook...

What to say that already hasn’t been said (you guys are quick!).

Or less

CP

Ugh. You can go pound sand...

Yes. It’s also a good way to turn a large fortune into a small one.