Morality and legality is for poors.

I obviously don't know what language you were trying to learn or how you went about doing so but learning to code does not require 'math'. You need to know basic arithmetic at about a sicth to ninth grade level [US schools]. Whatever issues you had math is unlikely to be a culprit.

To my recollection John Simon at his peak always came across as a somewhat pretentious asshat more interested in projecting his refined aesthetic judgement and supposed erudition in his reviews rather than the work he was assessing. No matter what he was reviewing he wanted to make sure that the reader knew that John…

I frequently use 'Thanks' but I either leave it un-punctuated or use a comma which may make a difference. I think 'Thanks' is perfectly fine. If I should ever email you I will substitute 'Fuck You.' to avoid triggering.

What's the significance of her being black?

Holy crapoly, that's what I call a yukkfest. How do these guys do it week after week?

Brown M&Ms.

Here's a clue moron. US healthcare is two to three times as expensive per patient than in any other developed country. US health care costs more with worse outcomes. Canada, France, Britain, Germany (and all the rest) provide health care without running out of money. If you are covered by medical insurance perhaps you…

Don't leave out the part where they shoot your Shi Tzu because it was growling, 2 SWAT-ters stumble into each other and accidentally shoot up the living room, and they set of a stun grenade near your babies crib. And they make fun of your bedazzled butt plug collection.

Pardon me, am I in the right place? Is this the Seinfeld Observational Comedy Class Final Exam Thread?

No need to apologize. It's your perspective, own it and proclaim it proudly as is your right. It's just stupid.

We'll no. The first time you get a warning and a letter in your file. If you screw up again, then you get fired.

Not all perspectives are equal in weight. Yours is stupid.

Which is it better to be: a happy dwarf going inside a classy joint to have a good time with some attractive companions whom one will fuck later, or be some sad dude standing around outside gaping at the good life forever outside his reach?

Couldn't leave those pic-a-nic baskets alone, but at least it means he's smarter than the average bear.

I walked away was when I went to visit him and he was so drunk he didn't even realize I was crying while asking him why we didn't have a better relationship

You seem pretty sure of the answer but I think your premise is meaningless.

The coke was nothing. The daily stubble and no socks ever was fucking disgusting though.

Young in years, a cantankerous old fart by nature. You are of course a unique hybrid of homing pigeon, cartographic wunderkind, possessed of an eidetic memory, and have never missed an exit or a turn. You are a wonder of the ages, a true superman, a shining example to all of what man is capable of if only he would…