Joan Summers
joansummers
neighborhood gossip
10/3/19
5:11 PM
54

Oh god, one of those “You just don’t understand!” responses. Okay, you’re right, I don’t understand, can you help me understand? “No! If you don’t understand, I can’t help you understand! You’ll never understand!” FFS, just admit you were trying to get attention, and it backfired because it got you the wrong kind of Read more

9/24/19
11:01 AM
64

It’s just too perfect that the weird dude from Silicon Valley would pull this shit. I hope she leaves him and takes him for everything he’s worth.

9/24/19
10:46 AM
101

I used to occasionally enjoy Thomas Middleditch on Comedy Bang Bang (podcast). He and Lauren Lapkis were really funny together. But then one day he admitted openly that he was annoyed and angry when her career seemed to be going better than his (even though with Silicion Valley he’s arguably more successful). And it Read more

9/24/19
10:45 AM
104

The Shiv Roy School of Things That Would Have Been Good To Know Before You Said Those Vows

9/17/19
12:39 PM
32

I don’t know about KK, but Ivanka may have cut her hair to get rid of damage caused by bleaching. No matter how much you condition it, hair that’s been bleached from dark brown to light blonde gets “tired.” I think Gwen Stefani once said that she really didn’t cut her hair often because it just breaks off.

9/17/19
10:29 AM
88

How long are we allowing hair to be while still qualifying as a bob?  Every couple of years bobs have a moment and people stretch the definition to ridiculous extremes. 

9/5/19
4:39 PM
3

I hate that I know that Kristen Taekman lasted 2 seasons.

9/5/19
4:36 PM
4

I will hate myself for knowing this, but KT was on for two seasons, at least... I think the one season member was Jules.  What’s up with her juice?  See? I made it worse :)

9/5/19
4:30 PM
1

Well let’s see here... over the past decade there’s been like nine versions of these shows doing three seasons per year with no breaks and much like other pop culture landfills such as Marvel or Ariana Grande I can’t read even basic news without having to take a massive huff of their fumes... so I’m thinking just this Read more

8/27/19
10:20 AM
39

The fact the law firm represented USC in the past shouldn’t really be an issue for them, considering the rules of ethical walls and the likelihood it was completely unrelated. It’s common. Read more

8/26/19
4:32 PM
5

Gotta say ‘Good on the DJ’ for saying no to some self important scam artist who was happy to sell his authority to the highest bidder.

8/26/19
3:10 PM
4

“Turn down that damn music! Cant you see I’m sexually abusing a child with Jeffy Epstein! Read more

8/26/19
2:36 PM
10

You know what bill clinton doesn’t hate, flying on a plane with a pedophile.

8/23/19
3:56 PM
3

“And that microphone was ‘Peppa Pink’ for a reason.  Go ahead and paint it back...”

8/16/19
3:38 PM
6

Be careful with those Charlotte Stone shoes! I have the flat version of them (the Gloria), and while they’re super cute and I get compliments all the time, those suede rainbow strap things stretch quite a bit. Sometimes it feels like my feet are swimming in the dang shoes and they could slip off at any moment. In Read more