Joan Summers
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3/19/20
2:48 PM
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at least half of the extremely online people I know, for who gay porn wasn’t their first experience with sex, had no idea about fisting until deviantart LOL

3/19/20
1:11 PM
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Concerning “Imagine,” John Legend and John Lennon are not the same person? I’m hearing reports that this is the case. Read more

3/16/20
1:52 PM
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Just got the great recommendation on Twitter that Meals on Wheel’s is another great place to donate the cat food, considering seniors who use the service will need cat food. Anyone else got recommendations?

2/19/20
10:33 PM
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“WE CAN’T BE SO EAGER TO BE LIKED BY MITCH MCCONNELL” SDFVNSKDFJBNVKSDFHBVKSDHFBASVSEFHKBV

2/19/20
10:29 PM
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Would gladly watch Bernie and Warren knife (“”METAPHORICALLY””) Bloomberg on national television for hours.

2/19/20
10:26 PM
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Glad that Warren is still here to push childcare conversations on a national stage!!!!!

2/19/20
10:25 PM
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Just the hourly reminder that Bloomberg is only on the stage because he bought his way there!

2/19/20
10:11 PM
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I would like Bloomberg to take a moment and sound out: “India is an even bigger problem,” out loud. Like, just take a moment and think about how fucked, imperialist, and xenophobic that is.

2/19/20
10:08 PM
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Esther, I love you, I really do, I really love you so much, you know this—but I am now locked in a blood feud with you. Sorry! It’s Slack law.

2/19/20
9:54 PM
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Elizabeth Warren is carrying a gun tonight, and in that gun is a bullet, on which she has delicately engraved the name “Pete Buttigieg” is beautiful cursive.

2/19/20
9:52 PM
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The debate moderators every time they ask Elizabeth Warren a question:

2/19/20
9:51 PM
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Pete is a sad little worm man who eats dirt and gets all wrinkly in the rain, pass it on!