Joan Summers's posts

Ann Reardon burns cheese. She burns organic cheese, then “processed cheese.” She pulls up a video from YouTube…

Since news broke that Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Erika Jayne was embroiled in a legal battle alongside…

Nobody deserves prison, because prison shouldn’t exist. So it’s with a mixture of apathy and relief that I announce: …

Children can seem surprisingly less hopeless and withered than their adult counterparts, free of wrinkles and the…

Slow news day, which means I am instead sitting here at my computer watching Lil Nas X make fun of once-beloved…

Jeanette McCurdy famously swore off her Nickelodeon past, once writing on her personal website that acting on the…

It’s no surprise that the editors of the very first issue of People’s now-iconic “50 Most Beautiful People” issue…

Adidas is now in the business of clown shoes, pivoting away now from four years as the exclusive clothier of…

It’s been a long few months for Hilaria Baldwin. After the not-Spanish-born actor slash Instagram-sponcon-billboard…

The Bing Bang Bong is going around this Women’s History Month. Have you caught it yet?

Lady Gaga’s dogwalker Ryan Fischer was, as you may have heard, shot while out walking her three French bulldogs last…

Justin Bieber makes music, occasionally, when he isn’t acting as the paparazzi spokesmodel for Churchome, his new…

An Intercom Crackles... “Attention all Walmart Customers, this is blogger and fashion enthusiast Joan Summers, here…

In an exclusive report, People confirmed that Gwen Stefani does, in fact, drive a minivan. Great! Who doesn’t drive…

The artist and entertainer formerly known as Mr. Potato Head has transitioned, and in the process, come out as…

Saweetie went shopping in an incredible outfit. I mean, what else is there to say?

It’s 2010 and I’m in high school. My friend has invited me over to listen to her new record player, which she…

I cannot persuade the White House to abstain from leading a global imperialist regime. The White House won’t…

Luann De Lesseps is on vacation, now that season 13 of The Real Housewives of New York has formally wrapped. To…

Kanye West has come out of what cannot really be described as hiding, but also, could be described as hiding all the…