Kate Middleton and Prince William’s royal convoy struck and “seriously injured” a woman Monday while they traveled from London to Windsor. As the official story goes, a British police officer’s motorcycle collided with “a woman pedestrian.” The Independent Office For Police Conduct, in a statement to The Telegraph,…

Queer Eye’s conquest of modern pop culture continues! Vulture reports that Netflix’s flagship has been renewed for a fourth and fifth season, ensuring that, at the least, Home Goods will stay in business a few years longer.

Last week, Page Six reported that Sofia Coppola’s latest film was “under siege” by a local florist. As the story goes, they refused to allow her production team to film in their location after the day rate offered was $300. The florist, Page Six was told, needed at least $2,500 to break even for the day. This was the…

Page Six reports that Netflix’s flagship brand, Queer Eye, will be hosting its own NYC Pride float. Bobby Berk revealed this fact at a sponsored event for his “limited edition designed wine bottle with Ecco Domani,” where he discussed the Netflix-branded float:

As we reported last week, Kim Kardashian has partnered with Lyft to bring “5000 jobs” to former inmates. As TMZ reports, she’s “worked tirelessly on both the federal and local levels to ensure inmates will be provided housing and employment opportunities.” They also detail her upcoming partnership with the ride…

Louise Linton, Baroness of the United States Treasury and Hermés scarf owner, was recently profiled by Los Angeles Magazine. You might ask: Why is the Treasury secretary’s wife being profiled by a magazine for retired sit-com stars? Thankfully I have answers! It’s a profile tied to her upcoming movie, which is “a…

In her new song “You Need to Calm Down,” Taylor Swift continues her transformation into a Marie Antoinette impersonator as she wages war against everyone with internet access. (And by Marie Antoinette impersonator, I mean rich person with Pinterest access and a worrisome grasp on modern social movements.)

Yesterday, Britney Spears was officially granted a permanent restraining order against the “predatory” Sam Lutfi. It will last 5 years, and include stipulations to ensure he has no public or private channel to the pop star. (This includes speaking to the press.) While the news is expected, there are some interesting…

Most things from 2009 have not aged well. A quick list includes: Grindr, Modern Family, Farmville, Glee, Chris Pratt and Anna Faris’s marriage, Taylor Swift’s shocked face at the VMAs, “Boom Boom Pow,” and James Cameron’s Avatar. Strangely enough, however, DJ Pauly D’s skin has maintained its youthful elasticity and…

In the summer of 2010 I was standing on a street corner with a sign that read: “Honk For Chuck E.!” The last name of the capitalist tycoon I was crusading for, Cheese, was left out for artistic reasons. But my fragile ego was burdened with more than the cross of a cardboard pizza box encrusted in glitter and gel pen.…

With the dissolution of Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk’s relationship, Jezebel has created an oral history of their brief, four-year relationship, as told by People headlines. Because of course we would!

Welcome to Jezebel’s Midweek Madness, where record setting temperatures in the Bay Area have scorched local menace Joan Summer’s last remaining brain cells. It’s sad but absolutely necessary. And I’m unafraid to admit that it feels good to finally confront something strong enough to stop my reign of terror.

In the world of celebrity gossip, we’re consistently informed that a criminal record bars you from the right to a full and happy life. It’s an ideology bred from the same racism that still convinces large groups of Americans that private prisons are an equitable, just solution to anything. And instead of replicating…

An embattled Britney Spears has taken a turn on social media, shifting from pictures of her son’s Dragon Ball Z fan art and videos of her dancing with boyfriend Sam Asghari to long, rambling takes on the “conspiracies” surrounding her. In her latest series of videos, she repeatedly asserts that the paparazzi agency…

It seems like Anthony “The Mooch” Scaramucci’s wife is being considered for a hit reality television show! According to Page Six, whose Real Housewives of New York gossip is usually accurate:

What was your first Claire’s purchase? Coming from a family against such “frivolity,” I had not choice but to steal glitter encrusted “makeup palettes” from the outlet store in my hometown and pretend they were the ever-popular Sailor Moon Crystal Cosmic Heart Compact Mirrors. This morning, however, I’m hoping that…

Kylie Jenner, in the most unsurprising move of the year, hosted a “Handmaid’s Tale” themed costume party with Sofia Richie in honor of Anastasia Karanikolaou’s birthday. The bash involved Handmaid costumes, “servants” at the entrance and inside that claimed “under his eye”, and an interior decorated like a house in…

The Queen of Diamonds has left the building (better described as a palatial mansion). The news of Lisa Vanderpump’s exit from the Housewives serves as the conclusion of escalating tensions between the restaurateur and her castmates over the last year in the gossip cycle. The saga included: Puppygate, Lisa Rinna…

Beyoncé, future Oscar winner for her standout performance of evading co-stars while recording The Lion King, stopped by the NBA finals with her husband last night. As it tends to do, footage quickly circulated of a conversation taking place between Jay-Z and the Warriors owner’s wife (Nicole Lacob). In the clip,…