Binge Approved3/5/21Mar 51Binge Approved3/5/21Binge ApprovedHow to Cook That Is a One-Stop Shop For Debunking Viral Cooking VideosJoan Summers3Ann Reardon burns cheese. She burns organic cheese, then “processed cheese.” She pulls up a video from YouTube…
Misc. Goss3/5/21Mar 5SaveMisc. Goss3/5/21Misc. GossGarcelle Beauvais Says Erika Jayne Is 'a Lot More Open Than I Thought She'd Be' Amid LawsuitsJoan Summers11 Since news broke that Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Erika Jayne was embroiled in a legal battle alongside…
Dirt Bag3/3/21Mar 3SaveDirt Bag3/3/21Dirt BagAunt Becky EmergesJoan Summers20Nobody deserves prison, because prison shouldn’t exist. So it’s with a mixture of apathy and relief that I announce: …
Mar 3Save3/3/21Acclimate Your Child to Existential Dread and Crushing Anxiety With This Hot New ToyJoan Summers16Children can seem surprisingly less hopeless and withered than their adult counterparts, free of wrinkles and the…
Dirt Bag3/2/21Mar 2SaveDirt Bag3/2/21Dirt BagLet's Watch Lil Nas X and Miley Cyrus Mock Hannah MontanaJoan Summers15Slow news day, which means I am instead sitting here at my computer watching Lil Nas X make fun of once-beloved…
Misc. Goss3/2/21Mar 2SaveMisc. Goss3/2/21Misc. GossiCarly Star Jennette McCurdy Probably Won't Be Back For the RebootJoan Summers15Jeanette McCurdy famously swore off her Nickelodeon past, once writing on her personal website that acting on the…
'90s Week3/2/21Mar 21'90s Week3/2/21'90s WeekInside the Making of People's Iconic '50 Most Beautiful' IssueJoan Summers9It’s no surprise that the editors of the very first issue of People’s now-iconic “50 Most Beautiful People” issue…
Is This Shoe OK3/2/21Mar 2SaveIs This Shoe OK3/2/21Is This Shoe OKI Would Absolutely Wear These Stupid Clown ShoesJoan Summers13Adidas is now in the business of clown shoes, pivoting away now from four years as the exclusive clothier of…
Dirt Bag3/1/21Mar 1SaveDirt Bag3/1/21Dirt BagHilaria Baldwin Adds Sixth Child to Su FamiliaJoan Summers67It’s been a long few months for Hilaria Baldwin. After the not-Spanish-born actor slash Instagram-sponcon-billboard…
Music3/1/21Mar 1SaveMusic3/1/21MusicThe Women's History Month Anthem Is Bing Bang BongJoan Summers and Emily Alford2The Bing Bang Bong is going around this Women’s History Month. Have you caught it yet?
Mar 1Save3/1/21Ryan Fischer, Lady Gaga's Dogwalker, Is Doing Better and Wants to Thank His Dog Guardian AngelJoan Summers52Lady Gaga’s dogwalker Ryan Fischer was, as you may have heard, shot while out walking her three French bulldogs last…
Music2/26/21Feb 26SaveMusic2/26/21MusicJustin Bieber Is Going To Heal the Planet With a Very Eminem-Looking Album CoverJoan Summers10Justin Bieber makes music, occasionally, when he isn’t acting as the paparazzi spokesmodel for Churchome, his new…
Misc. Goss2/26/21Feb 26SaveMisc. Goss2/26/21Misc. GossCatch Me at Walmart in Sonja By Sonja Morgan FashionsJoan Summers11An Intercom Crackles... “Attention all Walmart Customers, this is blogger and fashion enthusiast Joan Summers, here…
Dirt Bag2/25/21Feb 25SaveDirt Bag2/25/21Dirt BagAre You Surprised That Gwen Stefani Drives a Minivan?Joan Summers51In an exclusive report, People confirmed that Gwen Stefani does, in fact, drive a minivan. Great! Who doesn’t drive…
Feb 25Save2/25/21We Need to Talk About Why No One Is Talking About Mrs. Potato Head Coming Out As TransJoan Summers17The artist and entertainer formerly known as Mr. Potato Head has transitioned, and in the process, come out as…
Snap Judgment2/25/21Feb 25SaveSnap Judgment2/25/21Snap JudgmentSaweetie's Casual Shopping Catsuit Is AspirationalJoan Summers5Saweetie went shopping in an incredible outfit. I mean, what else is there to say?
'90s Week2/25/21Feb 25Save'90s Week2/25/21'90s WeekI Listened To Rusted Root For a Day and Lost All Grip On RealityJoan Summers40 It’s 2010 and I’m in high school. My friend has invited me over to listen to her new record player, which she…
Dirt Bag2/24/21Feb 24SaveDirt Bag2/24/21Dirt BagKelly Clarkson Got Divorce Advice From the First LadyJoan Summers25I cannot persuade the White House to abstain from leading a global imperialist regime. The White House won’t…
Misc. Goss2/24/21Feb 24SaveMisc. Goss2/24/21Misc. GossCover Me In Clay Like One of Those Real HousewivesJoan Summers3Luann De Lesseps is on vacation, now that season 13 of The Real Housewives of New York has formally wrapped. To…
Dirt Bag2/23/21Feb 23SaveDirt Bag2/23/21Dirt BagSoon-to-Be-Divorced Man Goes Outside in Tracksuit So You Know It's RealJoan Summers21Kanye West has come out of what cannot really be described as hiding, but also, could be described as hiding all the…