I am married to an ice conneisour. We buy bags of ice at sonic. We will probably get this. Why you ask? Because the equivalent machine costs 5k. Yup. If you want small crunchy ice, you can buy big honking machines that make it. For $5000 bucks. My wife still wants one, but understands that price is ridiculous. But…

This is how I am going to picture all the Jalop staff from now on. Those aren’t your cars, those are you guys.

This is probably the best story all week. Someone give this kid a happy meal drivers trophy... stat

Okay, what? Back in 1989 when 900 numbers were a thing (are they still a thing?), one for Santa would tell kids to hold up the phone to the TV and the commercial would play the tones for the call. Outrage ensued ( http://articles.latimes.com/print/1989-03-12/business/fi-1300_1_dial-it-telephone-services-reach). If…

Anyone with half a brain could see this was going to happen. I like to envision that many major retailers who try to use this type “cutting edge” type of advertising have a room full of people who barely grasp the technology, and one person who understands it all recommending against it.

You REALLY have to be an asshole to get me to side with the ad agency.

“Praise Jeepus! There was only one set of tracks in the sand because we had to tow Project Slow Devil!”

You have a point...

*shoots guest*

This is just the legal doctrine of adverse possession. It exists in the US as well.

*john oliver god i am so tired

“treat that stephen colbert clip as gospel” would that be the Gospel According to John Oliver?

So today, ironically, there was a job posting for an attorney or July bar exam applicant at the Legal Aid in my city. Actually, there were two postings, but one of them was for a housing security attorney, representing tenants in private and subsidized housing disputes and advocating for tenants by working with…

The only thing the current immigration system has managed to definitively accomplish is the creation of an exploitable underclass. We need to stop pretending that this is a bug and not a feature.

ALL THIS SWAG ARE YOURS - EXCEPT EUROPA.
ATTEMPT NO PURCHASES THERE.

Que sera sera.

Soon will you not only be able to talk out your ass, but see out of it too.....

You’re free to advocate for or against the bills as you see fit.