If you want to add a bucket of burnt hair to it, I mean I probably will pass on having some, but: do what you want.

Look at this stupid asshole.

the comments on this thread are all solid. excellent jokes all around. give yourselves a pat on the back.

Don’t laugh at the stock photo of that child. My own daughter was recently diagnosed with shutterstock. She has watermarks all over her face and body, and she refuses to go outdoors.

Totally true. Every other Tuesday morning on KNBR was appointment listening to see how quickly and horribly the interview with the coach could go. It was usually train-wreck-into-an-orphanage bad.

Do you get the feeling Jim was dong something else and not paying any attention whatsoever to Cowtip? I bet he’s installing a new water heater by himself or something.

The beginning of that last paragraph though..

Yeah. It’s part of why I’ll never get too into him. He’s a decent reporter but he also loves to insert himself into a story.

I gotta lay the blame on Cowherd there. He's interviewing a football coach, so he uses a stupid stock market metaphor, and the football coach hears it as a homophone football term.

“I don’t know what the uh.. the very first thing that was changed uhh...ya know maybe altered?”

The only fun part about listening to the Seahawks post-game radio show was listening to Harbaugh’s pressers, and timing them. My favorite lasted 54 seconds.

After four years of Niners’ pressers I can tell you Harbaugh is his most interesting when he’s diving down a Wikipedia rabbit hole. The rest of the time his answers were so curt and awkward I felt he was holding in a fart.

It at least puts police departments nationwide on watch by creating an example. Now they know they will be investigated and their mis-deeds will be made public. The Ferguson Chief resigned — assuming most police leadership wish to keep their jobs and not suffer this kind of scrutiny, they’ll follow the example and…

Many of us Giants fans have seen him take swings just as bad as that. He’s always chased stuff out of the zone. The thing with him was his upside was huge when he gets hot. The wait for him to get hot makes you want to wear a blindfold anytime he goes up to bat... for about half the season. :/

Q: Why Did You Swing At This Pitch?
A: Pablo Sandoval.

Probably because he is a renowned bad ball hitter. Who cares?

The real clincher is that all but 5 of the minorities who got in had higher grades than her. Meanwhile there were 40 other white students with lower grades than her that got in. Baisically, if anything, her case has just illuminated white mediocrity.

Also that the court will reiterate the point Ms. Fischer continues to omit in her statements: she was granted admission through a stepped-program at one their system campuses. She just didn’t want to do that because she is a special fucking snowflake.

Colleges don’t turn white people away because they’re white. That has never been the case and it never will be. Hell she could’ve applied to historically black colleges and got in. She’s just an entitled brat who got mad that she didn’t get into the college of her dreams so instead of taking the loss like many other…

I am hopeful that the case will only further delineate what a mediocre student she was, and that the court will diagnose her with special snowflake-itis before upholding the lower courts’ rulings.