I’m waiting for a brewery to roll out a Scalia IPA, which will check in at a mouth-puckering 200 International Bitterness Units.
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But I don’t have an Aunt Norma! I have several well-meaning friends who keep trying to set me up with closeted gay men or middle aged divorced fathers.
Who owns “This Dating Site Isn’t Full of Weird Assholes”, cause I wanna sign up for that one?
I presently live in Sweden; pretty much all the bathrooms here are mixed gender. Newsflash: society has not fallen apart. I have literally never been in an uncomfortable situation in a mixed sex bathroom, except once when I was really hammered and couldn’t work out whether I’d gone through the wrong door in the pub.
“Our experts tell us that roughly translated from Arabic, the sign reads ‘Stick it up your ass’.”
“If you look at the flag closely, it’s clearly not Arabic”
Amazing, America you are lucky to have him and more need to realize. Also i feel the fight is just starting as a string of night time fires have damaged or destroyed at least six predominately black churches in four southern states in the past week. American news channels are ignoring this and it should not be…
We have Death Star ice molds that we use in our whiskey, but we have not committed to tattoos just yet.
“We only trust 5-4 Supreme Court rulings when we’re the five, like when they put Dubya in the White House! Rulings that go 4-5 prove that the entirety of the court system needs to be abolished! Argle bargle activist judges mutter SJWs blah blah blah kvetch”
They’re going to need more pearls.
The 3,200 Jews left in Poland are totally still reaping the benefits. Good catch, Justice Thomas!
To the person with the “Not just gay..... Ecstatic” sign.
I WAS PROMISED ICE CREAM.
THANK YOU. The worst is when people act like you OWE it to them to look “like a bride.” I got my hair cut recently, and when I went home for Memorial Day, people were saying things like, “Ah, well that’ll probably be the last time you can get it cut before The Wedding. You need to give it time to grow out.”
The “can’t wait to break this law” guy seems like a real special kind of idiot.
“I am attempting to have it both ways by being vaguely disapproving while asking why we can’t all get along.”
I’ve changed my panties like 13 times reading Scalia’s dissent