This makes me want to punch everything. ALL OF IT.

Whatever Harley Quinn. My 3-year-old niece said “I love you” the other day. I thought she was talking to me but she was actually talking to her popsicle.

And what does my husband have to say about this? “But does she have a raptor squad? No? Girl ain’t legit.”

to be fair...

Long game troll. That would make sense.

It’s Yoko’s take on kintsugi, the Japanese art of using gold to repair a broken item as a way to highlight the beauty of its fragility. Of course, Yoko has somehow screwed that up by recommending regular glue instead. Like, she can’t even bother to spring for the stuff with glitter in it.

This is a large part of why I quit art school.

=P

Every time I’m pooping while ordering eyebrow serum on the internet from Europe I feel like I’m in the fucking future Kat.

Actually, her mother confirmed KStew’s bisexuality, directly referencing that she is attracted to both men and women and has had/is having relationships with both. Way to contribute to bi erasure, Jezebel!

Someone who dates both men and women ... I feel like we have a word for this. Oh! Yeah, we do: bisexual.

Close duel, but I score the friendly 2-1 in favor of keena8

So we’re saying it’s a preseason game or exhibition game but because the term game isn’t as sophisticated as the term match ....we are referring to it as a match.

Just exploring the option that perhaps it was a defense mechanism on the vagina’s part. It say Brody’s face barrelling towards it and secreted a garbage smell to save itself, like a skunk or a squid would do. I’d like to think lil Snacky would have my back in a similar situation...

Walking douche Brody Jenner thinks vaginas are repulsive? It's only fair, I guess. My vagina finds him repulsive so the feeling is mutual.

Tits are taking tit’s spot as the tits of Game of Tits.

The very well be the best example of a major difference between Mark Jackson (who was scared of being upstaged by his shadow) and Steve Kerr (who is very quick to share the praise and take the blame). As a Warriors fan, I was not a fan of Jackson but thought he got a raw deal and I was sort of lukewarm about Kerr…

Thank God it’s not just me.

I keep reading your conversation with Ed Sheeran over and over thinking one of these times I am going to understand what you’re talking about. Nope :/

Melissa McCarthy’s contract with CBS is no laughing matter. Like Mike and Molly.