Stop reading internets and go finish Season 1!

No! - call in sick and finish Season 1-3 all in one sitting! GO

Aren't you just a colossal dick wad.

What if I told you that you could own a PC and a console?

It's a draft horse, they are breed for pulling coaches, wagons, and plows. And yes, they are that big. And while they are fun to ride bareback, your legs start to hurt after a while.

Dude.

I bet you're fun at parties. :)

Bah, they totally make Super Hard obsolete the moment they introduce Super Hards 2 and 3.

We don't need your apologies. Our body hair shields us in the power of awesome.

*plays a chesthair solo*

I think you accidently re-posted the source image.

Omg it's the night walker from Princess Mononoke!

OK, fine, Touch ID is nice. I was skeptical!

I see you are unfamiliar with what a comedian is, check it out here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comedian

Why would you use your index finger to power on the phone when you can just use the home button... where the scanner is?

Shop contest winner...my vote lies on this beautiful masterpiece!

WHAT NEW SORCERY IS THIS

You see what the consequences of alchemy does?

How about Vladamir Pooch'n?

I DID SOMETHING WEIRD, GUYS.